[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3WnQ246f1g[/video]

Incredible.

>goes to shed, saws bikes into little bits<

Yes. We’ve done it. But who cares. It’s great.

not enough sequins and her bike is too firmly bolted together

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQBbHzypBro[/video]

its also not black and white enough

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZjd9pBmLoU[/video]

No, but:

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAUOPHqx5Gs[/video]

It turns out that it is not only an actual cycling discipline (I didn’t know that) but that she is actually rather good at it (well, we knew that bit):

“Five-time Champion of the Czech Republic, six-time Champion of Slovakia, Runner-up at the 2011 European Championship, bronze medallist at the 2014 World Championship in Brno and Runner-up at the 2015 JOHOR MALAYSIA World Championship”

And given that when you are that good you should actually get a name check – she is Nicole Frýbortová. I’ve seen the video before but it is still incredible

That’s pretty spectacular………. A reverse 1 footed wheelie…………..
In fact it was all pretty spectacular,