We all know some internet hard-men are, well..well-hard!
However, it seems to me that even the toughest forum-member might have a hard time when locked in a cage with certain animals.
But which animal is the hardest?
I vote Baboon, cos it looks hard. Extra points for posters who have fought with any animals. And won.Posted 7 years agoTandemJeremyMember
A baboon stole my breakfast once. Checky fecker it was.
For hardest animal I vote Hippo. cuddly looking vegetarian that kills loads of people every year and is bullet proof.
I am permanently scarred from a spider tho – I didn't even see it it but It made me ill for weeks and left a permanent scarPosted 7 years ago
Although, I did discover the biggest spider I have ever seen behind my workbench at the weekend. I am still recovering.
I am not ashamed to say I had to squash him. It was him or me I tell yer! Rehoming him was simply not an option. Firstly I didn't have a box big enough, and secondly he didn't look keen on the idea.
As a complete aside, how old does your average UK spider live for to get that size (about the same circumference as a tennis ball and bulky with it)?Posted 7 years agocoffeekingMember
My 4 ferrets are pretty damned hard. They'll take on a dog 10x their size without hesitation!
Has anyone ever met anyone who's had their arm broken by a swan?
No, but I know someone who was bitten (pecked!?) by a swan, knocked him to the floor and left half his thigh black and blue!Posted 7 years agocranberryMember
Honey badgers are natures double hard, skinhead mentalists:Posted 7 years ago
What about the Drop Bear? Nasty little blighters!
I was once attacked by a drop bear, was walking through the bush minding me own business, when wham, I was knocked to the ground by something falling from above… I always thought drop bears were mythical bullshit animals to scare kids and pommy tourist with, but **** me if it wasn't one trying to gnaw down on me neck! Strewth mate, I was in trouble! Luckily I had me knife on me, not a pissy one like that tosser 'Crocodile Dundee' shows in his movie (don't get me started on him!) a real knife, you might call it a machete? Anyhoo, I whipped it out from me dacks and lopped the buggers head off… could've been real bad, but in the end I got the better of that prick and skinned him to make some Ugg boots out of for me sheila… that scored me a root too, so all in not a bad fuggin day really 8)
True story cobber…Posted 7 years ago
Ah **** it, Crocodile fuggin Dundee… he ain't hard, he's a pansy.. those Yanks came over to my home town out in the boondocks looking for a hard bas'tid to work with them in some documentary they were looking to make, they came to our town cause they heard the hardest Aussies of all lived the, but we was all out chasing pigs and roos, that prick Paul Hogan (what a **** pretty boy he is, never chased a thing in his life, apart from another man perhaps…) anyhoo, he was the only one in the pub when those Yanks arrived and he managed to pass himself off as a tough guy and some sort of genuine Aussie hard nut… unbe-feggin-leviable that they bought it, I mean look at his knife, it's tiny! he was drinking a rum and coke on the night as well… coke for fecks sake! real men just swig from the bottle yeah? 🙄Posted 7 years ago
on a serious note… I'd nominate the 'Box Jelly Fish' (Chironex Fleckiri): an amorphous blob of jelly that drifts around ensnaring fish and prawns, but if you get stung by it, you are well and truly fecked my friend (unless you have vinegar handy, or a friend who can piss on you…)Posted 7 years ago
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