That's not too bad – I remember BBC news interviewing a spectacularly gutted Newcastle fan who had an enormous tattoo of Andy Cole on his torso the day he signed for Man U.
When I lived nearby, I used to take my elder son swimming on Saturday mornings to Gorbals swimming pool in Glasgow. It was easy to separate the dads into Celtic dads and Rangers dads by the shorts worn, but tattoos were the next best identifier, followed closely by gold jewellery. This one lunatic had a half-finished epic on his back that appeared to be (I could only guess) a copy of a photo of his son taken on a stadium tour of Ibrox standing next to a collection of trophies. It was laughably bad, easily on a par with those tattoo fail ones you see. I can only speculate as to why it was half-finished.
For those wondering, no the European Cup was not one of the featured trophies – just to clear that up.
