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  • Ha ha ha ha ha
  • toxicsoks
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    Brilliant! 😆

    professorfaceplant
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    BOOM! – IN THE FACE!

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    portlyone
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    Nice

    stevied
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    I’m pleasantly surprised to read that the old boxer hasn’t been done for assault 🙂

    JEngledow
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    😆

    piha
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    8)

    IanMunro
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    😀

    neilforrow
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    🙂

    Speaking after the case, Mr Corti said: “I was scared when he first drew the knife, but my old training must have kicked in because I just punched him as hard as I could and he went down like a sack of spuds. If you can’t defend what’s yours, where are we at?”

    Double :mrgreen:

    patriotpro
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    Have some justice-pie lad. Top-bombing. 8)

    Dark-Side
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    Excellent! We should have a whip round and buy him a decent bottle of whisky.

    thepurist
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    Fist pie! 🙂

    rogerthecat
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    Sweet, hope this is posted on the noticeboard at HM Prison where he is residing.

    EDIT: Oops – Pic source – the Telegraph.

    zippykona
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    I’m sure the lads on c wing will offer him sympathy and comfort after having his arse handed to him by a pensioner.

    composite
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    POW – Right in the kisser!

    chainring
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    Well and truly sparked out! :mrgreen:

    wrecker
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    Excellent! We should have a whip round and buy him a decent bottle of whisky.

    Him being an ex sapper, I expect he’d prefer Port.

    unovolo
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    Christ if thats what he can do at 72 imagine him in his prime.

    Awesome pensioner!

    fervouredimage
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    Given that was the result from two punches, that is one individual I would not want to get on the wrong side of. These burglars need to wise up and target the elderly…… Oh.

    The-Beard
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    He’s obviously never seen Bad Santa

    Always check before you go in…

    nealglover
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    Frank Corti,

    I salute you sir !

    Brilliant job.

    ads678
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    Excellent. 😀

    justatheory
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    Judging by the guy’s injuries the retired boxer has clearly gone overboard. Can’t condone violence, he should’ve locked himself in a room and called the authorities.

    bigyinn
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    justatheory – Member

    Judging by the guy’s injuries the retired boxer has clearly gone overboard. Can’t condone violence, he should’ve locked himself in a room and called the authorities.
    Did you read the article or just made wild assumptions based on the pictures?
    Two punches, two.

    wwaswas
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    he should’ve locked himself in a room and called the authorities

    bless.

    I can see it now;

    Next door neighbour rings bell, old boy answers.

    Neighbour threatens old boy with knife.

    old boy says; “Could you please hang on whilst I find a place of safety for myself and my elderly wife and then contact the relevant authorities?”

    of course that’s going to happen

    patriotpro
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    Christ if thats what he can do at 72 imagine him in his prime.

    And in 2 punches. 😯

    justatheory
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    Did you read the article or just made wild assumptions based on the pictures?
    Two punches, two.

    He’s lying. Those injuries are consistent with a heavy blunt object such as a dildo. I’ve seen those injuries before.

    trout
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    Good on the old fella
    must still be pretty fast as that looks like two right handers
    I wonder which one was the first. Eye or kisser

    MrWoppit
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    Eye. The ar*eh*le’s reaction would have been to turn his head and try to see out of the other, exposing the left-hand side of his face to the next strike. Probably a roundhouse.

    almightydutch
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    Two punches? Really?

    Harry_the_Spider
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    I suspect they both landed very quickly. Probably so fast that the young scroat doesn’t know himself.

    wwaswas
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    frankly, if it was one punch and then a kick whilst he was on the way down no ones going to shed too many tears are they?

    fervouredimage
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    2 punches, 3 punches. 4 punches a 3 minutes sustained attack, whatever. He’s 72 and someone entered his home with a knife intent on carrying out a burglary.

    You makes your choice…..

    Northwind
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    Straight left in the mouth, right to the eye as he bounces back, probably. Mouths burst like you wouldn’t believe. (not being funny but folks who don’t believe that was 2 punches, have you just not seen anyone hit since you were 8? Humans are squishy creatures, especially lips, basically sacks of blood)

    khani
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    He’s gonna need some soap on a rope..
    [you’re my bitch now lad]
    😀

    ChunkyMTB
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    wow, a judge who doesn’t live in cloud cuckoo land

    bigyinn
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    justatheory – Member
    He’s lying. Those injuries are consistent with a heavy blunt object such as a dildo. I’ve seen those injuries before.

    I bet you have…… 😉

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