Christmas gift for someone who hates cyclists? Christ on a bike.

I take back what I said. Have a whiparound for pressurised tin of vomityfish.

Oskars Surstromming *(Ship to UK ONLY) – Fermented Herring 300g STORE CHILLED

Surely the answer is a framed picture of yourself posing seductively in a pair of bib shorts?

Breakfast in a tin.

Nothing.
That way everyone in the office gets something except him.

A bottle of Tabasco relabelled with an appropriate name, eg Rigida, and advertising that it makes a gentleman’s parts harder for longer.

Add something along the lines of “Guaranteed your ladies will never forget who is the hottest man in town”, but more Chinglish/Jinglish sounding, ie like a bad translation.

Please note: This is a chilled product. We cannot ship this outside the UK as it is not allowed to be sent by most airlines.

Christ! Weaponised cuisine!

You guys are funny. A guy I used to work with said to another guy in the office, I got you a shit present, it really was, he had shat in a Tupperware box and wrapped it up.

That was years ago, said guy is now the md of a company. Not going to fess up if you recognise yourself….

Training session off road on a hired bike. He might not know what he’s missing. Join him.

Has anyone suggest you buy him an eBike yet??

#runsandhides

Christ on a bike. On a jumper!

https://www.tipsyelves.com/mens-jesus-santa-sweater

The Roads Were Not Built For Cars

Second hand blow-up doll.

He jokes about knocking cyclists off on a regular basis.

I take back my original post. What a grade A cockwomble. Steal his shoes, wee in them and then give them back as a present.