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  • Guy Fawkes girlfriend? Anyone know?
  • FoxyChick
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    Theresa!!

    Or so said a 6yr old in my class today.

    I stared at her blankly…she said…"It was in that poem you taught us last year…Remember, remember, the 5th of November, Gunpowder Theresa and plot"!!!!!!

    Premier Icon Blackhound
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    Catherine wasn't it?

    Catherine Wheel…….

    IGMC

    Ed2001
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    yep by all accounts she was a real cracker. 🙄

    Premier Icon scaredypants
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    used to go like a rocket ?

    izakimak
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    I'd banger.

    Premier Icon CountZero
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    Damn, all the best ones used up.

    stew1982
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    easily the funniest post in a long time!

    stew1982
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    She banged loudly! 😉

    FoxyChick
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    Well, apparently she needed her kindling rubbing very gently together to get her going, but once lit she went up like a house(s of parliament) on fire!!

    OK,OK…I'm out of here!
    AND it's a true story!!

    Guy Fawkes girlfriend

    Its not that unusual! 😉

    richpips
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    and I thought it was a propisition. 🙂

    grantway
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    Think she prefers the Roman Candle
    Like most women One Bang is not enough 😉

    He dumped her, kept jumping Jack

    Premier Icon BigJohn
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    I always like looking through the selections of Chinese fireworks on sale and finding the "Golden Shower" or "Golden Fountain"

    juan
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    LOL
    tis is funny 😀

    for fawke's sake !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    She might have stayed with him if he was a repeater.

    juan
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    do you think Fawkes naughty diaries have inspired king of leon's "babe I am on fire" ?

    alpin
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    bit old for school, aren't you?

    Premier Icon snowslave
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    she was just polishing it and it went off in her hand

    apparently she was pretty STANDARD fare!

    It could be worse if it shot onto her face…

    these jokes are awful, I should ban-she who is known as Theresa from ever being mentioned

    grantway
    Member

    Heard the Old Banger prefers TNT as they guarantee to deliver
    a large load on time.

    FoxyChick
    Member

    OK..I'm back, but not for long!!

    APPARENTLY, no-one could hold a match to her!! 8)

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