- Guy Fawkes girlfriend? Anyone know?
Or so said a 6yr old in my class today.
I stared at her blankly…she said…"It was in that poem you taught us last year…Remember, remember, the 5th of November, Gunpowder Theresa and plot"!!!!!!Posted 10 years ago
Catherine wasn't it?
IGMCPosted 10 years ago
yep by all accounts she was a real cracker. 🙄Posted 10 years ago
used to go like a rocket ?Posted 10 years ago
I'd banger.Posted 10 years ago
Damn, all the best ones used up.Posted 10 years ago
easily the funniest post in a long time!Posted 10 years ago
She banged loudly! 😉Posted 10 years ago
Well, apparently she needed her kindling rubbing very gently together to get her going, but once lit she went up like a house(s of parliament) on fire!!
OK,OK…I'm out of here!Posted 10 years ago
AND it's a true story!!
Guy Fawkes girlfriend
Its not that unusual! 😉Posted 10 years ago
and I thought it was a propisition. 🙂Posted 10 years ago
Think she prefers the Roman CandlePosted 10 years ago
Like most women One Bang is not enough 😉
He dumped her, kept jumping JackPosted 10 years ago
I always like looking through the selections of Chinese fireworks on sale and finding the "Golden Shower" or "Golden Fountain"Posted 10 years ago
LOLPosted 10 years ago
tis is funny 😀
for fawke's sake !!!!!!!!!!!!!!Posted 10 years ago
She might have stayed with him if he was a repeater.Posted 10 years ago
do you think Fawkes naughty diaries have inspired king of leon's "babe I am on fire" ?Posted 10 years ago
bit old for school, aren't you?Posted 10 years ago
she was just polishing it and it went off in her handPosted 10 years ago
apparently she was pretty STANDARD fare!Posted 10 years ago
It could be worse if it shot onto her face…Posted 10 years ago
these jokes are awful, I should ban-she who is known as Theresa from ever being mentionedPosted 10 years ago
Heard the Old Banger prefers TNT as they guarantee to deliverPosted 10 years ago
a large load on time.
OK..I'm back, but not for long!!
APPARENTLY, no-one could hold a match to her!! 8)Posted 10 years ago
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