First thing I did was fling myself off the top of the mountain, but I toocoudn’t work out the parachute opening bit. My first death.

Where do you steal planes from?

Where do you steal planes from?

The tool shop? 😉

I went to LSIA to see if I could find a jet to rob, but I couldn’t get into any and got my face shot in. 🙁

The early missions in these games are usually dull sedate affairs to get you used to the controls, but I’ve found the ones in GTAV to be much richer than usual. Only about five missions in and I’ve been in a bank robbery (the flashback), a shoot out with gangsters in an alleyway, a paparazzi chase of a limo and a wonderful pursuit of a boat being carried on a trailer. I’m also impressed that they don’t seem to be holding the fun cars and stuff back until later in the game. All in all a great start to the game.

Erm?! Wtf?!

It’s dark irony the guy is playing an online game locked in his dark bedroom and is being trolled by kids. It does parody of itself very well.

Damn you all. I wasn’t going to get this game but I stupidly opened this thread. I’ve also been feeling rough today so I had to pop out to the pharmacy Tesco to get some medication buy the game and now I’m just clock watching until I finish work this evening. 😕

Well, if you’re feeling rough, maybe head home early? You don’t want to make anyone else at work ill. 🙂

Last one to catch it so can’t use that excuse! 🙁

From the Daily Mash article on predatory Wife Stealers…

Malley’s girlfriend Mary Fisher said: “This morning the milkman was wearing loads of Blue Stratos and read me a poem about a rose.

“Meanwhile my boyfriend is upstairs yelling ‘In this one you can fly a helicopter through a building!’

Superb. LOL. 🙂

I know its not strictly cricket, but I couldnt help trying out some of the CHEAT
codes… 🙂

**Stone me at will.

I’ve now got a 16GB Memory Stick so can run the game, I just need to get through the rest of the working day 😡

Found the Pinarello-esque “Whippet” road bike. Jumped off a massive railway bridge into the river below, looked like he was gonna do some awesome dive. No, just died.

Oo – oo. Whilst riding a BMX to the airport, I bunnyhopped a wall to find a massive drop on the other side into the storm drain system. Rode that sucker out. 8)

Took a road bike from the hire shop. Put my helmet on. Then got wiped out with by a semi.

There’s a lesson in there somewhere.

Is the hire shop near the cable car the only place?

I think I’ve found every freaking mountain lion in this game now.

Went to get revenge with the shotgun. Snuck up close to one ‘Click’ no ammo.

Face eaten.

😥

takisawa2 – Member
I know its not strictly cricket, but I couldnt help trying out some of the CHEAT codes…

GTA is one of the only games where cheats are part of the mess about aspect of the game, IMO. In San Andreas they’d mess up your save files if you used them (and then saved the game) so make sure you have seperate ‘clean’ and ‘cheat’ saves to avoid any annoyance later!

Just got F1 2012.

Bet you are all well jealous.

Now proud owner of a plane…recon flights over everything to now find the choppers and get on the blimp.

How’d you get that? 😀

And where? 😀

On your in-game phone navigate to littlelacysurprisepageant.com

Can you simply have friends on the social club, rather than crews? If so, this thread needs the hand of cyberfriendship extended.

Chuck does that work on 5 as well as 4 then?

I fear tonights Beaver Scouts session will go very very slowly… 🙁

Is the hire shop near the cable car the only place?

There’s one on the beach too, did a mission as Michael which involved hiring a bike. Took the MTB which had been ruined by mud guards!

I was thinking about getting this later in the year before I am layed up for two weeks after an op but I want it now. God dam it!

Beaver Scouts session

It is a lot easier during the summer when it’s all skirts and bikinis.

I think I have done 2 missions, the last one being when Michael becomes playable.

All the rest is nicking planes and crashing them into mountains.

Note to self: Buy a parachute.

wilko1999 – Member
Chuck does that work on 5 as well as 4 then?

I’ve not tried it yet, I read it on a forum today. Will try it tonight.

Can you simply have friends on the social club, rather than crews? If so, this thread needs the hand of cyberfriendship extended.

No idea, but I’m on there with the same username. Feel free to add/befriend/connect/whatever it is you do with the social club.

Hmm has to be done via email or one of the other networks ie FB or PSN.

My copy of GTA arrived early, on Monday afternoon.

I work offshore, went offshore for two weeks on Monday morning 🙁

i havent read every post and i dont even know if my question has been asked/answered.

What are the chances of GTAV coming out on XBOX1/PS4?

theres leaked code on the web and ‘apparently’ it relates to PS4 version BUT i guess they aint going to release it on the new consoles so close to the release of the old gen ones?

i got shot of my PS3 last year (lost job so needed cash) im tied wether to get another PS3 for christmas WITH GTAV or do i get a PS4 and WAIT?

Cheers

Will the PS4 not be back compatible?

What are the chances of GTAV coming out on XBOX1/PS4?

I imagine GTA V will be available as digital download to the next gen consoles.

The big skyscraper under construction in centre of the city
Yea you can base jump off the crane on top of it 🙂

Time for the evening shift.

I stole a plane from the airport, btw.

Ammunation wont sell me a parachute. Guess I got to do some missions…

There’s a parachute at the top of the tower crane.
Climbing back down the bloomin thing would be boring though.

Find an empty bit of ground & B, B, LB, B, B, B, LB, LT, RB, Y, B, Y will get you a chopper, landing on the crane might be tricky. 🙂

There are sharks in the sea. Big man eaters.

Find an empty bit of ground & B, B, LB, B, B, B, LB, LT, RB, Y, B, Y will get you a chopper, landing on the crane might be tricky.

Pffft. Keep your cheats, pusherman!

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCDAfa-NI-M[/video]

There’s also a parachute at the top of the cable car.