Cake – the person who decided to put flour, eggs and sugar into a bowl, mix it all up and bake it, needs applauding. Adding chocolate was the cherry on the top.

I do apologise fella. But lets be honest, there are certain things you’d just be a fool to try and fight! 😀

Fire or the wheel? Fire or the wheel? … now, let’s see… I’ve got it – cheese and biscuits…!!!

When you buy your next bike, I bet the process will pan out like this:

MTB or DH? MTB or DH? … now, let’s see… I’ve got it – caramel club biccies and a packet of quavers!

garlic bread

the majority of kids in the UK would buy a Walnut Whip then throw the nut away

I used to do this…probably still would 🙂

Adding chocolate was the cherry on the top

This was deliberate, wasn’t it? Please tell me it was deliberate 🙂

Sodastream

Get busy with the fizzy

Nuttella

Obviously 🙂

Your Colleague is adam ant? he added me as a friend on farcebook the other day, all very odd.

The Moonwalk. Pick either.

This was deliberate, wasn’t it? Please tell me it was deliberate

Of course 😳

This place (STW towers) has been heavy going over the past few weeks, it needs to lighten up.

ARPANET – the person who sold the concept of a worldwide collection of pictures of naked ladies with no clothes on network capable of withstanding nuclear attack to the US military and get funding for it was a complete genius.

garlic bread

…and therefore toothpaste.

every lady seemed to be wandering about semi-clothed

Effective contraception

This

only with a bottle opener.

binners – Member

I do apologise fella. But lets be honest, there are certain things you’d just be a fool to try and fight!

Oh your so on the money honey 😉

kelloggs cornflakes,ice cold milk with a spoonful of sugar.

Its not the greatest but its good.

The random corner shop discovery when you’re on the verge of bonking!

How much carbs can you buy for the furry £1 found at the bottom of your camel bak?!

philconsequence – Member
soapy boobs surely.

also the greatest thing i can think of, i have yet to try the long egg thing though.

soapy boobs surely.

the long egg thing

the internet

I reckon if you’re Japanese you can get all three of these at the same time

Delete Browsing History…… 😆

On a personal level, I’m with HarryTheSpider, otherwise, I wouldn’t be writing this!

I reckon you’ve got to lob Electricity (the generation & use of) into the mix.

Well, that and Ginsters

Remindss me of the old Chubby Brown gag

“whoever invented ****ing wants decorating”

“wasn’t that last night was it, last night it was whoever invented decorating wants ****ing”

The Tunnock’s Caramel Wafer.

FCTA!

Think tech trees. Is the wheel more important than fire? Maybe. Would we have developed the wheel without having fire first? Probably not. So fire wins.

I think ladies with nothing on is still the winner…