scantlings

lollygag

obsequious

unlucent

Nadir.
Capacious.
Viscosity.
Asshat.

f*ck-wit
berk
cretin (when pronounced creetin)
shonky

Anthropomorphic is an awesome word, but sadly there is little call for using it day to day. Womblecropt is an old word for stomach pains and I love pumpernickel because it literally means devils fart when taken back to it’s root words.

Fecund
Fecundity
Onomatopoeia
Portmanteau
Loquacious

‘amongst’

The Americans don’t have it, so can’t say, ‘The cat is amongst the pigeons.’

Moribund……a lovely word not used often enough.
Hysteria…. From a friends 1930’s dictionary, ‘Wild erratic unpredictable behaviour, especially in women’
Gullible…. Not in the dictionary

Moist

Hysteria…. From a friends 1930’s dictionary, ‘Wild erratic unpredictable behaviour, especially in women’

Generally cured with a vibrator, apparently.

There are some words that just feel good coming off the tongue – moist being one of them

Anthropomorphic is an awesome word, but sadly there is little call for using it day to day.

Have you considered becoming a furry?

I got to use “nomenclature” in a conversation at work the other day, it was awesome. The librarians love it and the normal people get this odd look as they can’t work out iif you have said something a bit rude or not.

I was also accused by somebody highly literate but barking mad of being in possession of “egregious mendacity”.

Both excellent words, neither true.

Splendid
Oodles
Mong
Muppet (as in “you Muppet”)
Interject

have you considered becoming a furry

I am sorely tempted just to get use the word. Ragamuffin, another favourite.

Cludgie
Breeks
Boke

schlong – as in, penis

buffoon – as in, fool

F*ckwittery
Fubbledejub

Cad

Does “Reefer” mean the same thing in the UK ? I followed a van home today that was in “Reefer supply services” It also hired out “gensets” whatever those are, some kind of bong I imagine.

Better late than never, and totally relevant for the vast majority of internet forums, I give you Obstreperous.

Abacinate
Flense

Two unpleasant things I was of a mind to do to incompetent air conditioning buffoons who have the front to refer to themselves as engineers

Knocky stick , precision instrument used by above buffoons (hammer)