Win or lose, we’re on the booze.

Flat pedals win medals.

“You better un-**** yourself or I will unscrew your head and sh!t down your neck”

The late, great Gunny Hartman

If it bleeds we can kill it

“Any man dies with a clean sword, we’ll be having a robust discussion during your next performance review”

Sandor Clegane (paraphrased)

Try hmm… There is no try, There is only do… or do not!

I get knocked down, but I get up again

vs:

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit; there’s no point being a bloody idiot about it.

I’ve always liked

“beatings will continue until morale improves”

not sure who dreamt it up

Some guys they just give up living/And start dying little by little, piece by piece/Some guys come home from work and wash up/And go racin’ in the street.

“beatings will continue until morale improves”

A cheeky wag put that on a notice board at our work ,accompanying a picture of a poor individual being whipped .

Senior management were not happy. Ha.

Mistakes – It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others