One cannot permit unique opportunities to slip by for the sake of trifles.”

Hmmmm

You’re literally Hitler!

get on with it, you oaf.

Quoting from a famously anti-nazi general who was, like, litterally murdered to death by the Nazis – that’s exactly what Hitler would have done.

“We will save £350m a week”

BlohardJo – 2016

a famously anti-nazi general

The whole point being that he was equivocal about the leadership but broadly in alignment with the cause.

But what if you like trifle?

Toughen up princess.

The strongest evidence that points to the possibility that Rommel came to support the assassination plan was General Eberbach‘s confession to his son (eavesdropped by British agencies) while in British captivity, which stated that Rommel explicitly said to him that Hitler and his close associates had to be killed because this would be the only way out for Germany.<sup id=”cite_ref-the_Fuehrer_had_to_go …_284-0″ class=”reference”>[275]</sup><sup id=”cite_ref-285″ class=”reference”>[276]</sup><sup id=”cite_ref-286″ class=”reference”>[277]</sup> This conversation occurred about a month before Rommel was coerced into committing suicide. Other notable evidence includes the papers of Rudolf Hartmann, one of the surviving leaders of the military resistance (alongside General Hans Speidel, Colonel Karl-Richard Kossmann, Colonel Eberhard Finckh and Lieutenant Colonel Caesar von Hofacker). These papers, accidentally discovered by historian Christian Schweizer in 2018 while doing research on Rudolf Hartmann, include Hartmann’s eyewitness account of a conversation between Rommel and Carl-Heinrich von Stülpnagel in May 1944, as well as photos of the mid-May 1944 meeting between the inner circle of the resistance and Rommel at Kossmann’s house. According to Hartmann, by the end of May, in another meeting at Hartmann’s quarters in Mareil-Marly, Rommel showed “decisive determination” and clear approval of the inner circle’s plan.<sup id=”cite_ref-287″ class=”reference”>[278]</sup>

Not on the winning side, but not the worst on the other side.

The quote is common sense.

I can’t be arsed so you’ll have to do it

“This is the stickiest situation since Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.”

“I feel better than James Brown, I feel better now.”

“All political lives end in failure.”

Not on the winning side, but not the worst on the other side.

lol

, which stated that Rommel explicitly said to him that Hitler and his close associates had to be killed because this would be the only way out for Germany.

A strong self preservation streak there!! It’s hardly a redeeming feature is it

Everyone has plans, until they get hit. – Mike Tyson

This one is very much speaking to me at the moment.

Fill yer boots.

Demotivators

But what if you like trifle?

“There are a thousand forms of subversion, but few can equal the convenience and immediacy of a cream pie.”

“Gloop Gloop Gloop!”

Tucker up: https://m.imgur.com/gallery/MlQR4

“It is clear that the twentieth century is the most disturbed century within the memory of humanity. Any contemporary of ours who wants peace and comfort above all has chosen a bad time to be born.”

yippee ki yay melon farmer!

Baloney Ice, you can be mine

The philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways; the point, however, is to change it.

“Everything you want to do in life, do it. And then smoke pot.”

Stop fighting the bike – its better than you .

“There’s no barbed wire on the helideck”

I’ve heard that one used quite a few times

“Well I don’t care, I’ll be dead soon”.

Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway

Put that down or I’ll hit you.

The early bird catches the worm, but it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese from the mousetrap

To be worn when visiting a refugee centre…

Stretching the limits of ‘Our time’ but one of my favourites

‘I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.’

Bjarne Stroustrup, inventor of the C++ programming language

Screw you guys, I’m going home.

http://inspirobot.me/

this might not be word perfect but it is close:

Bones heal

Chicks dig scars

Pain is temporary

Glory is forever

“show me the money”