Great film and TV quotations

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    “Infamy, infamy, they’ve all got it in for me”.

    “Obviously you’re not a golfer.”

    Stevet1
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    I suppose a **** is out of the question

    mattyfez
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    Your beer tastes like piss! (American tourist)

    We know… (Some guy at the bar)

    That’s because we piss in it! (cheech marin)

    ……………….

    Beer. (Buscemi)

    All I got is piss warm chango (marin)

    That’s my brand, (long pause and sips) oh this is damn good, this is the best beer I’ve ever had. Actually… (Buscemi)

    Desperado

    Twelve tons of cornflakes pass under here every day. It’s a well-known fact.

    That’s no’ how you spell Caracas anyway.

    Bella! Bella!

    Pigface
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    What exactly am I trying to say? You’s a bunch of f*****’ elephants.

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    “We’re going to need a bigger boat”

    tiggs121
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    Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: Where are you from, anyway?
    Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, TEXAS, SIR!
    Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from texas!! And you don’t much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?
    Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, NO, SIR!
    Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: I BET YOU’RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO’D **** A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND.

    Full Metal Jacket

    avdave2
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    Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.

    Mr Woppit
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    “If you mention one more word about the Queen’s “freedoms” with you, I will come and drag you from whatever hole you are cowering in and then I’ll fetch the Duke of Norfolk, who will bite your bollocks off. I hope that is clear, my lord…”

    Mark Rylance as Thomas Cromwell to Harry Percy, “Wolf Hall”.

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    Shooter – “I eat pieces of sh!t like you for breakfast”
    Happy – “You eat pieces of sh!t for breakfast?”

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    Were did he learn to negotiate like that?

    Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and um, screaming

    Luke: Well, more wealth than you can imagine. Han: I dunno, I can imagine quite a bit!

    What are you doing, Dave?

    Say, that’s a nice bike.

    willard
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    “Charlie don’t surf!”

    “I love the smell of napalm in the morning”

    “Harry from verk tried to kill me”

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    Game over man, game over

    boltonjon
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    …On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero….

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    Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

    ‘John Wayne was a fag!’
    -‘The hell he was!’

    Sorry Dave, I can’t let you do that

    And corrected by Cougar, “wake up, it’s time to die”

    gonzy
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    every Arnie movie…”I’ll be back” or “Do it, do it now!”

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    Do you find that this approach usually works? Or let me guess, you’ve never tried it before. In fact, you don’t normally approach girls – am I right? The truth is that you’re a quiet sensitive type but, if I’m prepared to take a chance, I might just get to know the inner you: witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal. Taxi! A little bit crazy, a little bit bad. But hey – don’t us girls just love that?

    Eh?

    Well, what’s wrong boy – cat got your tongue?

    (in the scottish accent this is so sexy)

    zanelad
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    “They said that there were WMD in Iraq, sweeteners were safe for you and Anna Nichol Smith married for love”

    “still got the shovel in the car”

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    We’re going to need bigger buns!

    Hell, I’ll kill a man in a fair fight… or if I think he’s gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there’s a woman, or if I’m gettin’ paid – mostly only when I’m gettin’ paid.

    I swallowed a bug.

    Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything.

    No, son, you murdered yourself. I just carried the bullet a while.

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    And corrected by Cougar, “wake up, it’s time to die”

    FTFY.

    (-:

    Mr Woppit
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    “If you want me, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you? You just put your lips together and blow…”

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    “Welcome to Scotland”

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    I don’t care if he’s Mohammed “I’m ‘ard” Bruce Lee. You can’t change fighters.

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    Who’s going to rob two black guys with guns in a car that’s worth less than your shirt?

    “Nice Beaver”
    “Why thank you, I had it stuffed this morning”

    “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

    gonzy
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    I’m Brian and so’s my wife!

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    Q…..”Why For Gods sake” ?

    A…..”Why does the Sun Rise in the morning”

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    Mr Woppit – Member
    “If you want me, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you? You just put your lips together and blow…”

    boltonjon
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    Its better to burn out than to fade away!!!

    gordimhor
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    ‘ How much for the little girl?…… Sell them to me sell me your children ” Blues Brothers
    Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets” Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver

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    -Any new Hip-Hop man?
    -I got some smoking west coast flow just landed. Raw as botulism mate
    -Naw, f*** that west coast s***. I want some hardcore East Coast flavour beat. You know what I mean?
    -Well why didn’t you say so. Fat beats. Armageddon on the streets.

    donks
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    Now go home and get your f….ing shine box. (Goodfellas)

    I’m gonna bash em right the f..k in (the shining)

    Shaking the bush boss…… Or what we have here is a failure to communicate…. Or ….Lord don’t strike me blind now (cool hand luke)

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    Look at those assholes, ordinary f**king people. I hate ’em.

    I’d torture someone in a second if it was up to me.

    Please God, make me a stone

    So no more runnin’. I aim to misbehave.

    I want more life, f**ker!

    We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.

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    My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next

    Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!

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    This… Is from… Matilda.

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