- Great film and TV quotations
Your beer tastes like piss! (American tourist)
We know… (Some guy at the bar)
That’s because we piss in it! (cheech marin)
All I got is piss warm chango (marin)
That’s my brand, (long pause and sips) oh this is damn good, this is the best beer I’ve ever had. Actually… (Buscemi)
DesperadoPosted 3 years agotiggs121Member
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: Where are you from, anyway?
Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, TEXAS, SIR!
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: TEXAS? Holy dogshit! Only steers and queers come from texas!! And you don’t much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck dick?
Pvt. Cowboy: SIR, NO, SIR!
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman: I BET YOU’RE THE KIND OF GUY WHO’D **** A MAN IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND.
Full Metal JacketPosted 3 years agoMr WoppitMember
“If you mention one more word about the Queen’s “freedoms” with you, I will come and drag you from whatever hole you are cowering in and then I’ll fetch the Duke of Norfolk, who will bite your bollocks off. I hope that is clear, my lord…”
Mark Rylance as Thomas Cromwell to Harry Percy, “Wolf Hall”.Posted 3 years agofanginSubscriber
Were did he learn to negotiate like that?
Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and um, screaming
Luke: Well, more wealth than you can imagine. Han: I dunno, I can imagine quite a bit!
What are you doing, Dave?
Say, that’s a nice bike.Posted 3 years agojekkylSubscriber
Do you find that this approach usually works? Or let me guess, you’ve never tried it before. In fact, you don’t normally approach girls – am I right? The truth is that you’re a quiet sensitive type but, if I’m prepared to take a chance, I might just get to know the inner you: witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal. Taxi! A little bit crazy, a little bit bad. But hey – don’t us girls just love that?
Well, what’s wrong boy – cat got your tongue?
(in the scottish accent this is so sexy)Posted 3 years agoeat_the_puddingMember
Hell, I’ll kill a man in a fair fight… or if I think he’s gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there’s a woman, or if I’m gettin’ paid – mostly only when I’m gettin’ paid.
I swallowed a bug.
Man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything.
No, son, you murdered yourself. I just carried the bullet a while.Posted 3 years agomonkeysfeetMember
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”Posted 3 years agometalheartSubscriber
Look at those assholes, ordinary f**king people. I hate ’em.
I’d torture someone in a second if it was up to me.
Please God, make me a stone
So no more runnin’. I aim to misbehave.
I want more life, f**ker!
We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.Posted 3 years agoNipper99Member
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!Posted 3 years ago
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