Also, what was going on with the original brief and Mystery Colin?
Unhappy Couple : We have £250k
Mystery Colin : I have designed a £490k house
Unhappy Couple : Smashing! Let’s go ahead then. Sell our house, go through Planning and move into a ratty caravan with our young family for many years… but we still only have £250k
He was worse than her though. He only stuck 4 nails in on the whole job. If it was me unemployed and freezing to death I’d be labouring 24 hours a day to get out of the shit.
If she had found the nail gun I suspect that the fifth nail would have been between his eyes and the patio would have got more expensive.
It could, of course, all been in the edit and C4 just made them look like that.