.. but are too law abiding to actually do.

Every day at the station, there’s the poster: “What’s got Alan Sugar all riled?”

To which, of course, I feel the urge to spray: “Seriously, who gives a f***?”

On a condom machine in a pub (May have been the mighty Hobbit in Scumpton);

For refund, insert baby here

On a condom machine in a pub (May have been the mighty Hobbit in Scumpton);

For refund, insert baby here

IMG00098-20100927-1035 by Loco Tuning, on Flickr

IMG00096-20100927-1007 by Loco Tuning, on Flickr

poster in highbury and islington station for months, about some psychic or other:

“The world’s greatest medium”

I always wanted to add, “sized person” underneath. 😆

visible from the M40 heading into London;

plus these in Brighton;

http://statigr.am/tag/cassettelord

there’s bloody hundreds of them

In lady’s toilet

Once I sat here broken hearted, tried to cry but only farted

Here I sit,
Having a shit,
Straining hard,
And smelling it.
.
Or the huge kit kat hoarding saying “have a break”, someone wrote in two feet high letters, ” roll a joint”
😀

In a loo cubical at school:
“Flush twice, it’s a long way to the kitchen.”

In a loo cubical at university:
“Are you s*itting comfortably?”

This took a lot of time and effort under the cover of darkness I think!

Last time I went past it had been painted over though 🙁

http://maps.google.com.au/maps?q=liverpool+uk&hl=en&ll=53.497186,-2.940474&spn=0.017717,0.055189&sll=-33.920019,150.924127&sspn=0.049429,0.110378&hnear=Liverpool,+Merseyside,+United+Kingdom&t=m&z=14&layer=c&cbll=53.497152,-2.940611&panoid=GUgMtBCljgcB4lmHkowwkg&cbp=12,262.8,,0,6.72

I also have an irrational desire to change the “MIND THE GAP” painted on the platform edge at stations to: “MIND THE T**T”. I’ve never understood why – I’m sure that a psychiatrist would have a field day.

poster in highbury and islington station for months, about some psychic or other:

“The world’s greatest medium”

I always wanted to add, “sized person” underneath

or …

“Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances”

On a big steel overground pipe that crossed my local (when I was a nipper) park.

‘Sit here and measure up’ next to a ruler.

In a University cubicle someone had written

“God is dead” – Nietzsche 1895

someone else added below

“Nietzsche is dead” – God 1900

On the roadsign for Ringway in Preston, someone had drawn a circle round “Ring” and written “OK, now what?”

Bloody styooooooodents.

A man’s ambition must be small,
to write his name on a shithouse wall.

Seen written in a shithouse, appropriately enough.

Sociology degrees, please take one was sort of standard in university lavs next to the toilet roll.

Be Alert! Britain needs lerts!

My all time favourite was sprayed on the side if a church.

A mahoooossive banner read “Jesus loves you”

Someone sprayed underneath in equally sized letters……

“everyone else think your a c@@t!!”

someone did an awesome picture of dr teeth from the muppet show on a wall by a car park in bath (near to john’s bikes).unfortunately it has been painted over 🙁

In the gents bog at work,
“Fiona Elliot is a man”
Underneath someone else had written
“No I’m not”

Tarquin…….alot of ‘Pies’ on the Wirral too a while ago, a local band apparently.

Remember the yellow plastic bins attached to lamposts with ‘Litter’ printed on them?….the vandalsied one which somebody had made in to ‘Gary Glitter’ still makes me chuckle!

.

“baz is a gay” is probably my all time favourite.
but also quite a fan of this guy as well
http://www.women158.com/Street.html

Artist accepted shares rather than cash, now about $200million better off.

Had a few days riding the Long Mynd last month and stayed in a pub in a small village about 10 miles away called Clun. Some local scallies had spray painted a ‘g’ and an ‘e’ after the village name on the sign on the way in.

Genius, made us laugh everytime we went past, even funnier to think the general populous of the place probably had no idea whatsoever what it meant!!!

Love the drunk octopus one.

Another oldie but goodie and no it’s not my pic.

they’ve had to have shaped signs specially made after all the previous ones had a F’s placed on them;

This always makes me smile. Glad it wasn’t me though.

At a Loughbourgh Uni athletics even that the BBC televised a banner appeared stating that

“Sir Des make Sue Bark”

The producer was faster than dwane chambers that day to rip it down. On the same day not long after mobiles became affordable a student waited for the long aerial view of the track and surrounding cricket pitch to run along and dump on the wicket live on grandstand

Who says students are scummy!

oops double post

Plank Is God