Got any?

This will probably end badly

Did you hear about the mod who [That’s enough now, thanks]

Have you heard about the magic tractor?

It drove down a lane and turned in to a field!

As I sat down with a cup of tea to watch a porno, my flatmate laughed and said,

“You want to be careful mate, you’ll go blind.”

I laughed, but he was right.

I’d left the spoon in the cup.

I’ve been dating this girl but she can only speak a few words in English.

On the plus side, Geordie girls are complete sluts.

Whats the fastest cake

scone

Have you heard about the magic tractor?

It drove down a lane and turned in to a field!

They made a film of that.
I’ve seen the trailer.
.
knock knock
who’s there?
Doctor
I’m sure you can fill the rest in yourselves

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

“Mom” he asked, “are these my brains?”
“Not yet,” she replied..