I think you could have phrased it a little more sweetly but I’m happy to comply.

As regular readers will know, I’m always the diplomat.

if I point out that my detractors use language that is both more offensive and less articulate than mine, this carries no weight with you whatsoever.

If someone posts something you find offensive then I suggest you use the “Report Post” button underneath and it will be reviewed by a moderator.

I shall continue to converse and comment in a manner I consider reasonable, fair and, hopefully, amusing.

I tried that, they made me a moderator.

The choice, as always, is yours.

Quite the opposite; right now the choice is yours.

Damn! Hoisted by my own Picard…

Very good. (-:

chips’n’things:

Really can’t cope with your level of sophistication. Any chance you could dumb down your contributions a little for me?

At 48 I’m really hoping I’m speaking Chinese in 50 years time.

I always thought you were younger…

If you say ‘cuterunner’ in a Chinese accent it roughly translates as ‘sex offender’ which is a dead giveaway of who they really are.

@ cougar…..Wiggle as hard as you can and you’ll possibly unhook yourself.

I’ll be talking Chinese in 50 years time, over my rotting corpse!

What makes you think the Chinese Empire will last any longer than the American Empire?

If someone posts something you find offensive then I suggest you use the “Report Post” button underneath and it will be reviewed by a moderator.

I’m not precious. Words are unlikely to cause me stress. I think I can cope with internet banter without calling for help, but thanks for the offer 🙂

Quite the opposite; right now the choice is yours.

Au contraire, mon brave. ‘Tis you holding the sword of Damocles above my pert and undeniably attractive head, not I.

I type young, Jamie 🙂

If you say ‘cuterunner’ in a Chinese accent it roughly translates as ‘sex offender’ which is a dead giveaway of who they really are.

Well. That’s not nice.

I type young, Jamie

Dictating to some young whippersnapper, no doubt 8)

I’m not precious. Words are unlikely to cause me stress

Except maybe the word scribbles. 😆

I’ll be talking Chinese in 50 years time, over my rotting corpse!

No, if you’re dead you can’t speak. You silly sausage!

What makes you think the Chinese Empire will last any longer than the American Empire?

I don’t. The Yankees had the 20th century, China gets the 21st. Seems fair.

Help is available.

http://bit.ly/vxUI5K

Except maybe the word scribbles.

Oh, that was my gay persona coming out. You remember? The four years in submarines?

Are you on your lunch break at the Apple factory?

Au contraire, mon brave. ‘Tis you holding the sword of Damocles above my pert and undeniably attractive head, not I.

Wrong again. It was me. Good bye troll

Sorry. I’d just had quite had quite enough.

Sorry. I’d just had quite had quite enough.

You can tell when Mark has had enough, as he repeats himself.

Ah my coat! Thank you. I’ll see myself out.

I’m up a ladder using my phone. It’s tricky 🙂

*shuffles away from Jamie*

Quick everyone tweet him.

I’m up a ladder using my phone

difficult to get sufficient height on those Damoclesian swords I imagine..

I’m up a ladder using my phone

difficult to get sufficient height on those Damoclesian swords I imagine..

This thread needs more biscuits

Can’t believe I read all of that, and still don’t know who the hell that was. Well done mark though!

He was Ro. He previously worked in Vietnam in a medical profession.

This was his flounce from 4 years ago :

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/ro#post-24911

Well before it gets nasty let’s kill this thread.