PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
based on a ITV interactive vote and what some bloke told me down the pub, if you go from singlespeed to gears, your sexiness will instantly diminish with each dull, conformist click of the gear dangler as your soul slowly withers and dies.
More importantly your willy will shrivel and fall off.
Ignore the folk that tell you that gears are great, they just want you to be unattractive like them to reduce the competition to find a mate.
Keep it single and rigid at all times, its the only way*
*apparently, I wouldn’t know as I once looked a specialized stumpjumper the wrong way and caressed its 1×11 lever and have since been committed to Bedlam