give me your inuendo's!
long story but im texting someone to arrange to go out.the conversation is being had in the third person with a kind of spy/ bond type theme. odd i know but run with me! im running out of flirtatios inuendos, help me out…were talking concealed weapon, booby traps, lying low etc etc.Posted 11 years ago
ive run out know tho..any ideas?
Buy a copy of Viz magazine ?Posted 11 years ago
I take it you’ve already used the words Pussy GalorePosted 11 years ago
tell me you have asked abut her secret cave 😯Posted 11 years ago
Surely she has a pussy to stroke or are you the villan?
My wife asked me for an innuendo. I gave her one.Posted 11 years ago
Inyourendo!Posted 11 years ago
Mention that you’d like to attempt re-entry later (Moonraker innuendo)Posted 11 years ago
odannyboy, what gift did you decide upon for your “bird”?Posted 11 years ago
Are we going to get your whole relationship posted on here? Yesterday we had presents and today it’s innuendo.
Maybe if you could just point her at stw she could dispense with your involvement altogether 😉Posted 11 years ago
Ask her if you can take her up the Nile ?
I think I embarrassed the lady at Islabikes on Saturday, when she suggested that a some children prefer to mount from the rear.Posted 11 years ago
With wobbling-head-tongue-in-cheek gesture, I mentioned that I also prefer this approach. It did not go down as expected.
obviously you’ve mentioned you’re gold member/finger, right? 🙂Posted 11 years ago
asked her to ride down your exploding pipe-line?Posted 11 years ago
taking her on a ‘fast ride’
plain old ‘undercover(s)’ innuendo is simple too insert 😉 whenever
maybe substituting gold paint for chocolate?
depends on the conversation really 🙂 I love innuendo. Nothing like a good flirt to encourage more interesting ‘fun.’Posted 11 years ago
Not quite related but my workmate just came up with a good one.
“a guy from Taxidermy came in while you were at lunch – I told him to get stuffed”
Took me a while…
(and yes we do have a Taxidermy department)Posted 11 years ago
call her miss moneypenny and reassure her that despite wanting you, the most you’ll do is flirt and make her do your filing.
this will make her want you.Posted 11 years ago
Hels what sort of freaky ass company do you work for that has its own taxidermy department?!Posted 11 years ago
claims direct?Posted 11 years ago
*insert anecdote about approaching PR girl on Cove stand at bike show with a view to obtaining a Hand Job here*Posted 11 years ago
Roger more.Posted 11 years ago
From: Tomorrow Never Dies
James Bond: [Whilst being in bed with his Scandinavian language tutor ] I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.
Moneypenny: You always were a cunning linguist, James. 😉
The best sex pun was actually delivered by Q in Moonraker.
Sir Frederick Gray: My God, what’s Bond doing?
Q: I think he’s attempting re-entry, sir.Posted 11 years ago
flip, I believe it was his language teacher who responded to his ‘new tongue’ quip, not Miss Moneypenny.Posted 11 years ago
Gravity sucks – not an undertakers ! I work in a rather large Museum. It is quite freaky arse.Posted 11 years ago
Your missile is primed and ready to go off?Posted 11 years ago
Innuendos are great, I always try to slip one in when I canPosted 11 years ago
Juicy-plum..flowers.safe bet, and went down a treat,not to much not to little.Posted 11 years ago
anyhow this is a different lady..
anyway,keep em coming these are good!
Inuendos? Sorry, but there is no way I am giving you one.Posted 11 years ago
how about asking her to report in voluntarily so you can check out her particulars and make sure she’s fit for a mission.
or just ask her if you can bash the back doors in. it sounds enough like a code…Posted 11 years ago
My fav bond line(s) has gotta be:
“my names Plenty”Posted 11 years ago
bond looks her up and down “why, of course you are”
“named after your father perhaps?”
Tell her you need assistance polishing your weapon. Saliva works well.Posted 11 years ago
Or just tell her you’re going to do her up the wrong ‘un.
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