Had “There’s a light on your head!” from a group of kids yesterday. I had an answer in a second to his witty comment, but was still too far away to bother shouting it out.
Also recently had “Oi bruv! Bruv! Bruuuuuv!!! Bruv! Come back!!” from a guy at a bus stop I didn’t even get a look at. Just why would I want to be stopping? My brother lives miles away.
The worst for me was a group of four mid teen school girls walking down a very steep and long road in an isolated area. God knows what they were there, but anyway I had just spent the last 7 or so mins in the granny ring grinding my way up the hill looking like some sort of scuba Steve who’d forgotten where the sea was. Speed would usually be my friend in a social gathering of this kind, but it was all I could do was try to look like I wasn’t absolutely spent at my snail like pace.
The odds were against me and it was inevitable that a comment would be coming, after all they had plenty of time to think of something. To my surprise all I got was a hello. I replied in kind and thought all was good!
I then got at least 30 seconds of constant abuse for not saying goodbye 🙁