Geri/Halliwell

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  • Premier Icon jimdubleyou
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    Horner.

    Running an F1 team wasn’t enough for that guy, had to marry a Spice Girl too…

    pipm1
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    A zebra/lion/hooman hybrid.

    chewkw
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    Crikey … 😱

    hols2
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    Never did it for me.

    null

    Premier Icon Spud
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    Herr Flick just out of shot…

    tnrbilly
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    Friday Kylie has certainly gone downhill

    fasthaggis
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    She looks modified..
    Fasthaggis: You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of the sudden-
    Ginger Spice: Is this the test now?
    Fasthaggis: Yes. You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down-
    Ginger Spice: What one?
    Fasthaggis: What?
    Ginger Spice: What desert?
    Fasthaggis: It doesn’t make any difference what desert, it’s completely hypothetical.
    Ginger Spice: But how come I’d be there?
    Fasthaggis: Maybe you’re fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? You look down and you see a tortoise, Ginger, it’s crawling towards you-
    Ginger Spice: Tortoise, what’s that?
    Fasthaggis: Know what a turtle is?
    Ginger Spice: Of course.
    Fasthaggis: Same thing.
    Ginger Spice: I’ve never seen a turtle — But I understand what you mean.
    Fasthaggis: You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back.
    Ginger Spice: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Haggis, or do they write them down for you?
    Fasthaggis: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can’t, not without your help, but you’re not helping.
    Ginger Spice: What do you mean I’m not helping?
    Fasthaggis: I mean, you’re not helping. Why is that Ginger Spice? — They’re just questions, Ginger . In answer to your query, they’re written down for me. It’s a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. — Shall we continue? Describe in single words, only the good things that come in to your mind about… Girl Power.
    Flashy: Girl Power?
    Fasthaggis: Yeah.
    Flashy: Let me tell you about my Girl Power…

    Premier Icon eddiebaby
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    Got to fess up and admit I like her.

    Why has Flashy suddenly shown up to bang on about Girl Power?

    Keva
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    she looks weird.

    Sorry but when I think ginger I think…

    PJM1974
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    Way back in the day when I was a lad (23 to be exact), I used to date someone who could’ve passed for her sister.

    I try to avoid casting judgement about someone that I’ve never met by virtue of their media personality, but TBH it’s Ms Anderson every time.

    Having met Ms Ms Anderson in person (I wont go into details) I can confirm she is intelligent, witty and charming. The whole package you might say.

    Houns
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    As a rutiluphile this thread is right up my street

    wrightyson
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    I married one. Be careful….

    Premier Icon eddiebaby
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    I divorced one, be ferkin terrified.

    bombjack
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    I can remember the day that Big Breakfast showed the clip of Gillian Anderson getting nekkid like it was yesterday.
    🙂

    I went out with one, she may as well have been called Louise.

    precutduck
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    I’m engaged to one… seems relatively normal

    spursn17
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    The ginger one from Spiral, yeah!

    PJM1974
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    As a rutiluphile this thread is right up my street

    *coughs* I believe that Ms Anderson is naturally ash blonde and judging by the photographic evidence that has been available for some time now, Ms Horner is/was most unmistakably a brunette.

    ads678
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    I think Mrs Halliwell/Horner looks better now than she ever did.

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    Money has aged her well.

    Premier Icon rOcKeTdOg
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    Molly ringwald at 52 looks better than she did in pretty in pink. It’s ok for me to fancy her at both ages because we are the same age

    My wife asked me what celebrity would most tempt me to be unfaithful, so out of faithfulness/rutiluphilia I named Karen Gillan, who is happily also the sexy celeb I’d be most likely to bump into on my regular work trips to Inverness.

    Just hope she travels economy class on Scotrail and stays in cheap Premier Inns…

    Houns
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    Yes, redheads are heartbreakers (wounds are still healing 😣) but still hasn’t put me off them. Now my favourites are

    Dr. Hannah Fry
    Kelly Reilly
    Alex Sim-Wise (careful googling her!)
    Lindy Booth

    And an honourable mention to Cathy Dennis whom I’m sure is the cause of my ‘fetish’
    I bet they’d be glad to know some sad bloke on a bike forum lusts after them

    Konastoner
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    “I think Mrs Halliwell/Horner looks better now than she ever did.”

    What do you expect, she’s been put through Red Bull’s aero R&D department!

    Wot, no Christina Hendricks?

    vin diesel

    ElShalimo
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    For balance

    Premier Icon granny_ring
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    Herr Flick just out of shot…

    🙂 🙂

    Premier Icon neil the wheel
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    Gillian Anderson’s posture in that picture is shocking.

    Premier Icon Speshpaul
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    Well I am one. And I’m f##king great.

    Premier Icon colournoise
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    Not fussed that it’s not natural.

    ElShalimo
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    I think she’s just sharted

    boblo
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    Gillian Anderson’s posture in that picture is shocking.

    You were looking at her posture…? I dint know Gerri Spice had done all that nudie stuff. Ah well, one for later 😊

    TiRed
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    The clue is in the name. Form an orderly queue please.

    Premier Icon theotherjonv
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    Redheads…..rusty roof, damp cellar.

    Nicked from twitter but may have been on here too. Gillian Anderson is playing Mrs Thatcher in the new series of the Crown.

    That’ll be one of my more challenging w@nks

    doris5000
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    Gillian Anderson is playing Mrs Thatcher in the new series of the Crown.

    That’ll be one of my more challenging w@nks

    ALOL (actual lol)

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