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Fasthaggis: You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of the sudden-
Ginger Spice: Is this the test now?
Fasthaggis: Yes. You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down-
Ginger Spice: What one?
Fasthaggis: What?
Ginger Spice: What desert?
Fasthaggis: It doesn’t make any difference what desert, it’s completely hypothetical.
Ginger Spice: But how come I’d be there?
Fasthaggis: Maybe you’re fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? You look down and you see a tortoise, Ginger, it’s crawling towards you-
Ginger Spice: Tortoise, what’s that?
Fasthaggis: Know what a turtle is?
Ginger Spice: Of course.
Fasthaggis: Same thing.
Ginger Spice: I’ve never seen a turtle — But I understand what you mean.
Fasthaggis: You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back.
Ginger Spice: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Haggis, or do they write them down for you?
Fasthaggis: The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can’t, not without your help, but you’re not helping.
Ginger Spice: What do you mean I’m not helping?
Fasthaggis: I mean, you’re not helping. Why is that Ginger Spice? — They’re just questions, Ginger . In answer to your query, they’re written down for me. It’s a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. — Shall we continue? Describe in single words, only the good things that come in to your mind about… Girl Power.
Flashy: Girl Power?
Fasthaggis: Yeah.
Flashy: Let me tell you about my Girl Power…