Please add your suggestions here. Nothing based on human personalities though, that’s just obvious and a bit weird.

Top of my list is cuboid peas. So they don’t roll all over the place.

Can we include people? I’d rather fancy wings I think.

I’d just like a spine that didn’t need to constantly remind me it’s defected….. that plus x-rays eyes and Gal Godot’s home address!

Can you not just make your round peas into mushy peas to solve the problem?

I’d very much like my MSTN gene disabled. Like this lovely creature*

*The one on the right

Lambs that look less adorable

Daughter not to have diabetes.

Plants that grow beef etc

Retractable balls please.

Correcting one of evolutions strangest ideas.

right now? harder skin covering my achilles so that I could wear my new shoes.
otherwise, I’d like regenerative healing powers and an adamantium skeleton but not the claws.

I’ll have the claws too, thanks.

+1 for a better spine.

a foreskin

Better spine.

Also, some way of curtailing my desire to eat.

dogs who’s shit come out already bagged

rabbits you can wear as slippers

furry snakes

Plants that grow beef etc

Beef tomatoes?

Retractable balls please.

Correcting one of evolutions strangest ideas.

That’s to do with sperm needing to be slightly lower than body temperature, IIRC. (Hence scrotal stretching / shrinking due to ambient temperature.)

Though quite why that needs to be the case in the first place is an evolutionary quandary in itself.

Teeth in my ring peice so you can nip it off clean….

360 degree vision.
Anti-baldness for head.
Anti-hair most other places on body.
Re-growing teeth.
Air and food path separation.
Ear-closing mechanism.
Longer arms.

I make do though.