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  • Gear danglers
  • charliedontsurf
    Full Member

    Gear danglers… In an attempt to illustrate to a customer why gears are a poor design for offroad riding, hanging down there, so close to the ground, fragile and delicate, exposed to extreme risk… I found myself saying;

    “It’s like a boxer who has his testicles on his chin”

    I think I need a holiday.

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    😆

    alexpalacefan
    Full Member

    In all my years of riding, I have only seen one rear mech damaged.

    Not that I don’t love a SS, but I’m not sure risk is the best reason for doing it.

    APF

    matt_outandabout
    Full Member

    In all my years of riding, I have only seen one rear mech damaged.

    You ain’t doing it right… 😉

    fodmtbguides
    Free Member

    in all my years of riding, I have only seen one rear mech damaged

    Mayhem last year I was surprised just how many mechs had been ripped off , I saw maybe 15, which is the most I had ever seen – mental.

    beefheart
    Free Member

    Nice.

    But you could also argue that a rider without gears, is like a boxer with a glass chin.

    (I am a singlespeeder, but sometimes, when I’m about to vomit, I wish I had gears….)

    Aidan
    Free Member

    But you could also argue that a rider without gears, is like a boxer with a glass chin.

    More like a boxer who lives in a montage of wood-chopping and step-running and awesomeness.

    charliedontsurf
    Full Member

    I got through 3 lx mechs in 4 weekends. I then went ss, that was about 13 years ago.

    I run a few bikes with gears and only had one catastrophic failure in a few years: mech, cassette, spokes and the frame.

    Bollocks.

    epicyclo
    Full Member

    charlie the bikemonger – Member
    …”It’s like a boxer who has his testicles on his chin”

    Thanks. I’ll recycle that – frequently 🙂

    jimification
    Free Member

    Alexpalacefan: really? Cripes, I’ve done loads. I don’t breathe in when I’m riding somewhere “stick-y”.

    Wish someone would make an Alfine that doesn’t weigh a quarter of a ton.

    charliedontsurf
    Full Member

    Chin testicles in the purbeck hills this afternoon. The bike is two weeks old.

    “Collected a small branch in spokes whilst trying to avoid the mud and get some traction on a climb. First time I’ve had to finish a ride early in years “

    brakes
    Free Member

    singlespeed clearly flatters shit riders who can’t avoid bad gear changes, sticks and rocks.

    tonyg2003
    Full Member

    Mayhem last year I was surprised just how many mechs had been ripped off , I saw maybe 15, which is the most I had ever seen – mental.

    Mayhem was just mental last year. Often you were doing well enough to make forward momentum to rip off a mech.

    Keep going Charlie. Just take it on the chin!

    BTW love my Alfine but I just wish it was lighter

    tazzymtb
    Full Member

    singlespeed clearly flatters shit riders who can’t avoid bad gear changes, sticks and rocks.

    boring trolly troll troll

    mamadirt
    Free Member

    Hmmmmm, I have a singlespeed dangler 😕

    brakes
    Free Member

    boring trolly troll troll

    just getting my own back on all the skill compensator claims from the singlespeeders

    garage-dweller
    Full Member

    Singlespeed dangler like all the best bits of singlespeed with the added ride wrecking mechanicals of gears.

    My SS used to dangle too.

    avdave2
    Full Member

    I’ve got a Rohloff – I don’t care how good a boxer you are when i hit you round the head with it you ain’t getting up.

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    thing is, if you’re strong enough to lift a Rohloff’ed bike up and hit someone with it you probably won’t get too many people trying to start a fight with you in the first place 😉

    mrelectric
    Full Member

    “It’s like a boxer who has his testicles on his chin”

    There was a top Family Guy episode where Peter strokes his chin, goes ” What the hell are they doing there?”, then puts them down the front of his trousers…

    avdave2
    Full Member

    thing is, if you’re strong enough to lift a Rohloff’ed bike up and hit someone with it you probably won’t get too many people trying to start a fight with you in the first place

    I’m 5’6″ and 8 1/2 stone I rely on people being too embarrassed to start a fight with me. 🙂

    TiRed
    Full Member

    I have eight singlespeeds. And can shift between them at will. During a ride. Even stationary 8) . Might go back to one gear for weight saving at some time, but it’s not a big deal.

    What is this dangler of which you speak? 😉

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