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  • joe1983
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    Little sister (16) was browsing her friend’s (also 16) facebook photo’s when she came across one of my brother (23) in a club on friday. Her friend had tagged it as ‘fittie I pulled on fri’.

    BUSTED!!!!!!!!!

    Premier Icon BoardinBob
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    So your brother’s a nonce basically?

    joe1983
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    Err..no. In a club so all girls in there should by law be over 18. As it happens she was 16, although he didn’t know it at the time. Thanks for the input though. Now go ave another beer darling.

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    bit harsh bob.

    a) 16 isnt nonce territory and
    b) I bet youd be hard pressed to tell what age a dolled up 16 year old girl in a dark night club is.

    djglover
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    Err..no. In a club so all girls in there should by law be over 18

    I don’t think that would stand up in court as a defence.

    Premier Icon jam bo
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    it wouldn’t have to. 16 is legal last time I looked?

    anyway, another funny facebook story…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFKHaFJzUb4

    joe1983
    Member

    As a defence against what exactly?

    colnagokid
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    They’re all jealous Joe! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    tails
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    Anyway if the STW police have stopped accusing that does sound kinda funny but I guess you have to be there.
    ๐Ÿ™‚

    djglover
    Member

    BUSTED!!!!!!!!!

    for what what exactly?

    joe1983
    Member

    Little sister is now refusing to go to school tomorrow because ‘they’ll all be laughing at me. DRAMA.

    Oh, busted for being daft and pulling your little sister’s mate.

    coogan
    Member

    STW people taking it all too seriously shocker. Again.

    sootyandjim
    Member

    I don’t think that would stand up in court as a defence.

    Well as pointed out, 16 is legal.

    Of course the lad who I worked with in the RAF many years back who pulled a girl who later turned out to have been 15 (although she was in an over 21 club at the time) ended up having to explain his side of the story to the police after the parents of the girl contacted them over their little angel’s extra-curricular activities.

    If he had only gone to ‘The Grapes’ instead he would have been ok as you can pretty much guarantee that no female in their is under 30.

    MTT
    Member

    Is this not a prime example of Social decay, the collapse of morality and social cohesion, I blame the parents, the labour party and climate change.

    ๐Ÿ˜‰

    sootyandjim
    Member

    MTT – You want to add ‘Fatcha, milk snatcher’ to that list for maximum STW points.

    joe1983
    Member

    It’s health and safety gone mad I tell thee

    geetee1972
    Member

    Is 15 nonce territory or just illegal? In a lot of European countries, the age of consent is 14 and in Vatican City, it’s 12 (bit of a contradiction that really). In Austria in particular it’s 14 but it’s also OK if you are 13 and your partner is not more than three years older than you.

    joe1983
    Member

    We had a discussion about this over dinner. Conclusion was its all relative. If your just 17 and your girlfriend is nearly 16, that’s very different to you being 47 and the girl 16. Although thelaw might take the opposite view to common sense.

    MTT
    Member

    nonce = someone who intentionally seeks out a partner who is less than 16.

    djglover
    Member

    16-18 is just a kiddie fidler

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    since when was 17/18 a “kiddie”?

    they’d knife you for calling them that round rudeboy’s way.

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    Joe, in your example the “statute” might well be unjust if it were applied, however, the “law” is applied by the police and the CPS with common sense and would IMO deal with the obvious paradox perfectly acceptably.

    Premier Icon molgrips
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    Lots of cases iirc involving people who were technically on the wrong side of the law wher common sense was applied.

    gizzardman
    Member

    He’s lost his ‘S’ off his Speedos…

    taka
    Member

    you can legaly have sex at the age of 16yrs but it is illigal to own or buy a porno until you are 18yrs what do you do? with yours eye closed? just thought i would state the facts ๐Ÿ™‚

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