I saw a Maybach Zeppelin near the NEC in Birmingham today. It looks like a right dog of a car and yet costs as much as a bloody nice house.

Why would you buy one?

Is there anything uglier…one of those FAT-MINIs perhaps?

Fiat Multipla – how could any sighted person part with cash for it?
Range Rover evomit – looks like a piano has been dropped on it.

Anything FIAT makes but especially the Multipla.

He he, that car makes me laugh.

How about that preposterous thing, the Chrysler PT cruiser,

Come on, no-one ever bought that car for anything but a dare did they?

Lastly, and I’m aware this is going to rock the boat somewhat, the Ferrari Enzo. I’m sure it’s really fast and that but it looks like someone mated a Cylon with a dumper truck on acid.
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MING OFF!

The multipla is so ugly I like it. I sat in one at a car show when they first came out, a lovely lady from fiat sat next to me and said isn’t it like being in a glass fish tank, she showed my teenage self how much leg room there was as she reclined her chair and stretched her gym groomed legs… I don’t like them enough to buy one though.

the aztec wins this thread every time

also in the running, the renault vel satis

not forgetting the Citroen Tubik concept currently on show at the Frankfurt Motor Show. So fugly it’s cute

Ford Scorpio

Subaru something or other

Ssangyong Odious (sorry Rodius)

Wayne’s car from Wayne’s World

and finally, for tonight

The Ford Ka…

Why would anyone want one?

I love the enzo and that range rover.

I should hate the Evoque, but I saw one the other day and there’s just something about it…

The Ford Ka?

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Design Classic.

“It takes the best elements of an SUV and sports car and combines them,” says Pierre Loing, Vice President, Product Planning, Nissan Europe. “It’s roomy yet compact, robust yet dynamic and practical yet playful. These are qualities that seem to contradict each other, yet come together in Nissan Juke to create something that’s genuinely unique.”

Just like vomit is genuinely unique.

Ka and Wayne’s car (Gremlin?) – awesome.

Nissan Cube. It’s an outrage. whoever designed that visual assault on my sense of aesthetics should be flogged to death with a flimsy useless Philippe Stark lampshade.

Someone post a pic of the Chrysler Prowler?

Those massive Mini’s are gopping!

…like a regular mini that has been living at mcdonalds and greggs and now needs the help of a mobility scooter to get to the shops. Obeeeeese Mini!

Soul?! 😆

Wayne’s world car is an AMC Pacer (and I don’t think it’s the ugly).

Always wondered why you’d by anyone would by any of the below:

Always wondered why you’d by anyone would by any of the below:

You’ve never driven a Smart, have you? Plus I think they’re quite attractive.
Gopping.

There are some truly gopping cars here. That Pontiac Aztec takes the proverbial though, it’s as if the stylists ran out of clay to model the body with and opted for Lego instead. You remember when you tried to turn your Technic Car Chassis into a Ferrari and realised that not only were the wheels too small, but the end result is a slab sided pastiche of a Tonka toy?

Clearly, Pontiac did.

What’s happened to Peugeots of late? They used to be styled by Pinninfarina who rarely got it wrong and then they gave the gig to an idiot.

Got used to them now, but these are seriously ugly.
I’m sure they’re extremely practical though. Bleurgh

Good grief. You’re all thinking within the confines of “the box”. Unlike Mitsuoka Motor, who have pretty much cornered the market in fugly car designs.

Exhibit a)

Arrggghhhh! My eyes! MY EYES!!!!!

Make it stop mummy!

bucket please

coolhandluke – the closer you get the worse it looks 😉

Exhibit b)

Be careful.

Some people LOVE them fat Minis

http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/them-new-minis-the-fat-ones

They should have called the Fat Mini, the “Maxi”.

Maybe someone would have gotten the joke.

PP,

A family member nearly spent £25k on one recently!

Until their neighbour came round to take the piss, he, being a life long Mini fan too.

It such a kick in the teeth to the Mini brand

Kill it and put it out of my misery.

On a related subject, there’s a mid 90s classic mini up for sale on a forecourt near us for £4,250… the SLK right next to it is only £3,500.

The recession is biting hard in the South East.

On a related subject, there’s a mid 90s classic mini up for sale on a forecourt near us for £4,250… the SLK right next to it is only £3,500.

I guess this is because the Mini won’t subsequently cost you £5k a month in repairs…

Isuzu Vehicross:

Ski, £25k??????????????

Oh. My. God.

Anything FIAT makes

Really?

500 and Punto (esp the pre-facelift) are generally regarded as good looking cars.

Anything American?

I love the 1980s Lagonda.

I guess this is because the Mini won’t subsequently cost you £5k a month in repairs…

This I’ve heard from more than one source.

I used to date a girl who had a Kompressor one of these, it was like sitting in a Messerschmitt 109 (the car, not dating the girl).

I’d still rather have a Mk2 Golf 16v though.

Stick to jets people…