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  • Forum member to the death
  • thestabiliser
    Free Member

    If you had to fight a forum member to the death who would it be and why?

    I’d go with Drac, cos I’d just need to put his windows out on a sunny day

    doomanic
    Full Member

    Are we only allowed to pick one?

    thestabiliser
    Free Member

    Go for your life, the more the merrier

    whatgoesup
    Full Member

    Myself. Need a worthy* adversary.

    *not too worthy, obvs

    sirromj
    Full Member

    You, but I wouldn’t fight, I’d just read out aloud all the most banal forum threads until it kills you.

    WorldClassAccident
    Free Member

    I will take you all on from any direction and with any discussion.

    I like my 96er Ti Fixie – perused me it it wrong!

    DickBarton
    Full Member

    Not sure about Drac…no doubt his iPad would make an appearance and it would just work and you’d be dead…

    Cougar
    Full Member

    The smart money would be on me, cos I’m nobbut a gobby streak of piss and you’d almost certainly win.

    Northwind
    Full Member

    ChrisL, partly because he won’t see it coming and partly because of that time he slammed my head in a car door twice in one week.

    thestabiliser
    Free Member

    @sirromj how about you start with screenshot top trumps?

    Oh it’s oooooon, baby!

    🤜💥💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    WorldClassAccident
    Free Member

    Cougar – You, me and auto typing correction against the world. : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohN0KIyP8m0&ab_channel=Dumyet

    sirromj
    Full Member

    LOL sure, followed by Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity 😉

    TheBrick
    Free Member

    You, but I wouldn’t fight, I’d just read out aloud all the most banal forum threads until it kills you.

    Ahh the vogon poetry method…

    willard
    Full Member

    I’d try and take on Perchy… but only with puns. He has a lot of them and it’s important to challenge yourself when you do things. Beating him would be a challenge.

    Drac
    Full Member

    Not sure about Drac…no doubt his iPad would make an appearance and it would just work and you’d be dead…

    Exactly, I don’t use Windows.

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    I will take you all on from any direction

    I don’t think this tread is an appropriate place to post your tinder profile

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    <Swipes right anyway>

    dangeourbrain
    Full Member

    TJ, but under amateur rules so he has to wear a helmet and gloves. I think the apoplexy brought on by mandatory helmets would do most of my job for me.

    DezB
    Free Member

    **** cos he’s a **** 😆

    dangeourbrain
    Full Member

    @dezb Another close pass on your commute this morning?

    DezB
    Free Member

    Plenty 😀

    tjagain
    Full Member

    Im a lover not a fighter. My luurrve is so big you will all be smothered.

    aide
    Full Member

    I’m always fighting with myself in ma heed, does that count?

    johnx2
    Free Member

    I’ll tek the lot of yez. Fair warning: I fight ungrammatically. So their.

    mogrim
    Full Member

    I reckon DezB would be pretty easy: I’d hit him with a blast of foreign top 40 pop music, and get a sucker punch in while he’s trying to work out if he likes it as it’s world music, or hates it as it’s crappy chart stuff.

    Then when he’s down I’d break out the Phil Collins, and game over ☠

    DezB
    Free Member

    Damn! I never knew someone could fight so dirty!

    thestabiliser
    Free Member

    Exactly, I don’t use Windows.

    Oooof. I shall consider myself peownd

    chriscubed
    Full Member

    …anyone else just checking this thread to see if their name appears?

    Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    …anyone else just checking this thread to see if their name appears?

    …anyone else check under the bed last night for Ninjas?

    dangeourbrain
    Full Member

    …anyone else check under the bed last night for Ninjas?

    Ninjas hide in on the ceiling above your eyeline, monsters and cyborgs under the bed.

    But every night, duh. I can’t believe you’ve made it past your teens.

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    anyone else check under the bed last night for Ninjas?

    No, but I did Google Ninjas once. It came back with ‘no results found’.

    Well played Ninjas, well played.

    akira
    Full Member

    Whoever was staring at my home brew pint obviously.

    Drac
    Full Member

    Oooof. I shall consider myself peownd

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