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  • Forum member to the death
  • Premier Icon thestabiliser
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    If you had to fight a forum member to the death who would it be and why?

    I’d go with Drac, cos I’d just need to put his windows out on a sunny day

    Premier Icon doomanic
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    Are we only allowed to pick one?

    Premier Icon thestabiliser
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    Go for your life, the more the merrier

    Premier Icon whatgoesup
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    Myself. Need a worthy* adversary.

    *not too worthy, obvs

    Premier Icon sirromj
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    You, but I wouldn’t fight, I’d just read out aloud all the most banal forum threads until it kills you.

    Premier Icon WorldClassAccident
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    I will take you all on from any direction and with any discussion.

    I like my 96er Ti Fixie – perused me it it wrong!

    Premier Icon DickBarton
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    Not sure about Drac…no doubt his iPad would make an appearance and it would just work and you’d be dead…

    Premier Icon Cougar
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    The smart money would be on me, cos I’m nobbut a gobby streak of piss and you’d almost certainly win.

    Premier Icon Northwind
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    ChrisL, partly because he won’t see it coming and partly because of that time he slammed my head in a car door twice in one week.

    Premier Icon thestabiliser
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    @sirromj how about you start with screenshot top trumps?

    Oh it’s oooooon, baby!

    🤜💥💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    Premier Icon WorldClassAccident
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    Cougar – You, me and auto typing correction against the world. : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohN0KIyP8m0&ab_channel=Dumyet

    Premier Icon sirromj
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    LOL sure, followed by Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity 😉

    Premier Icon TheBrick
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    You, but I wouldn’t fight, I’d just read out aloud all the most banal forum threads until it kills you.

    Ahh the vogon poetry method…

    Premier Icon willard
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    I’d try and take on Perchy… but only with puns. He has a lot of them and it’s important to challenge yourself when you do things. Beating him would be a challenge.

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    Not sure about Drac…no doubt his iPad would make an appearance and it would just work and you’d be dead…

    Exactly, I don’t use Windows.

    Premier Icon maccruiskeen
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    I will take you all on from any direction

    I don’t think this tread is an appropriate place to post your tinder profile

    Premier Icon maccruiskeen
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    <Swipes right anyway>

    Premier Icon dangeourbrain
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    TJ, but under amateur rules so he has to wear a helmet and gloves. I think the apoplexy brought on by mandatory helmets would do most of my job for me.

    Premier Icon DezB
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    **** cos he’s a **** 😆

    Premier Icon dangeourbrain
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    @dezb Another close pass on your commute this morning?

    Premier Icon DezB
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    Plenty 😀

    Premier Icon tjagain
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    Im a lover not a fighter. My luurrve is so big you will all be smothered.

    Premier Icon aide
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    I’m always fighting with myself in ma heed, does that count?

    Premier Icon johnx2
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    I’ll tek the lot of yez. Fair warning: I fight ungrammatically. So their.

    Premier Icon mogrim
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    I reckon DezB would be pretty easy: I’d hit him with a blast of foreign top 40 pop music, and get a sucker punch in while he’s trying to work out if he likes it as it’s world music, or hates it as it’s crappy chart stuff.

    Then when he’s down I’d break out the Phil Collins, and game over ☠

    Premier Icon DezB
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    Damn! I never knew someone could fight so dirty!

    Premier Icon thestabiliser
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    Exactly, I don’t use Windows.

    Oooof. I shall consider myself peownd

    Premier Icon chriscubed
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    …anyone else just checking this thread to see if their name appears?

    Premier Icon Harry_the_Spider
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    …anyone else just checking this thread to see if their name appears?

    …anyone else check under the bed last night for Ninjas?

    Premier Icon dangeourbrain
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    …anyone else check under the bed last night for Ninjas?

    Ninjas hide in on the ceiling above your eyeline, monsters and cyborgs under the bed.

    But every night, duh. I can’t believe you’ve made it past your teens.

    Premier Icon tomhoward
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    anyone else check under the bed last night for Ninjas?

    No, but I did Google Ninjas once. It came back with ‘no results found’.

    Well played Ninjas, well played.

    Premier Icon akira
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    Whoever was staring at my home brew pint obviously.

    Premier Icon Drac
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    Oooof. I shall consider myself peownd

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