If you had to fight a forum member to the death who would it be and why?

I’d go with Drac, cos I’d just need to put his windows out on a sunny day

Posted 1 year ago

Are we only allowed to pick one?

Posted 1 year ago

Go for your life, the more the merrier

Posted 1 year ago

Myself. Need a worthy* adversary.

*not too worthy, obvs

Posted 1 year ago

You, but I wouldn’t fight, I’d just read out aloud all the most banal forum threads until it kills you.

Posted 1 year ago

I will take you all on from any direction and with any discussion.

I like my 96er Ti Fixie – perused me it it wrong!

Posted 1 year ago

Not sure about Drac…no doubt his iPad would make an appearance and it would just work and you’d be dead…

Posted 1 year ago

The smart money would be on me, cos I’m nobbut a gobby streak of piss and you’d almost certainly win.

Posted 1 year ago

ChrisL, partly because he won’t see it coming and partly because of that time he slammed my head in a car door twice in one week.

Posted 1 year ago

@sirromj how about you start with screenshot top trumps?

Oh it’s oooooon, baby!

🤜💥💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Posted 1 year ago

Cougar – You, me and auto typing correction against the world. : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohN0KIyP8m0&ab_channel=Dumyet

Posted 1 year ago

LOL sure, followed by Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity 😉

Posted 1 year ago

You, but I wouldn’t fight, I’d just read out aloud all the most banal forum threads until it kills you.

Ahh the vogon poetry method…

Posted 1 year ago

I’d try and take on Perchy… but only with puns. He has a lot of them and it’s important to challenge yourself when you do things. Beating him would be a challenge.

Posted 1 year ago

Not sure about Drac…no doubt his iPad would make an appearance and it would just work and you’d be dead…

Exactly, I don’t use Windows.

Posted 1 year ago

I will take you all on from any direction

I don’t think this tread is an appropriate place to post your tinder profile

Posted 1 year ago

<Swipes right anyway>

Posted 1 year ago

TJ, but under amateur rules so he has to wear a helmet and gloves. I think the apoplexy brought on by mandatory helmets would do most of my job for me.

Posted 1 year ago

**** cos he’s a **** 😆

Posted 1 year ago

@dezb Another close pass on your commute this morning?

Posted 1 year ago

Plenty 😀

Posted 1 year ago

Im a lover not a fighter. My luurrve is so big you will all be smothered.

Posted 1 year ago

I’m always fighting with myself in ma heed, does that count?

Posted 1 year ago

I’ll tek the lot of yez. Fair warning: I fight ungrammatically. So their.

Posted 1 year ago

I reckon DezB would be pretty easy: I’d hit him with a blast of foreign top 40 pop music, and get a sucker punch in while he’s trying to work out if he likes it as it’s world music, or hates it as it’s crappy chart stuff.

Then when he’s down I’d break out the Phil Collins, and game over ☠

Posted 1 year ago

Damn! I never knew someone could fight so dirty!

Posted 1 year ago

Exactly, I don’t use Windows.

Oooof. I shall consider myself peownd

Posted 1 year ago

…anyone else just checking this thread to see if their name appears?

Posted 1 year ago

…anyone else just checking this thread to see if their name appears?

…anyone else check under the bed last night for Ninjas?

Posted 1 year ago

…anyone else check under the bed last night for Ninjas?

Ninjas hide in on the ceiling above your eyeline, monsters and cyborgs under the bed.

But every night, duh. I can’t believe you’ve made it past your teens.

Posted 1 year ago

anyone else check under the bed last night for Ninjas?

No, but I did Google Ninjas once. It came back with ‘no results found’.

Well played Ninjas, well played.

Posted 1 year ago

Whoever was staring at my home brew pint obviously.

Posted 1 year ago

Oooof. I shall consider myself peownd

Posted 1 year ago