Do you obsess about spin speeds, drum capacity, build quality and aesthetics, or do you see it as a simple labour-saving device and not think about it until it stops working properly…?

Put dirty washing in , take clean washing out, end of process, no thinking required.

aesthetics? its a frickin washer, I do look for which type last longest and can cope with mud long dog hair etc but thats my own personal hell

“then why do you not feel the same way about push bikes?”
Beat you to it…….