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  • Premier Icon Teetosugars
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    Marmite.

    Why?

    Like you need to ask….

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    Butternut Squash. Urgh.

    Neither buttery, nutty or squashy.

    Munqe-chick
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    Oh man Marmite cheddar cheese is my afternoon snack with an apple .. yum! I agree on the butternut squash.

    See I can’t stand tinned tuna or peanut butter! both rank, tinned tuna NOTHING like real tuna so why bother?? similar with peanut butter, tastes nothing like peanuts and why would you want to spread lumpy brown stuff on toast EURGH!!!

    Oh and Nutella ….. chocolate spread wrong wrong wong! and I love chocolate!

    coffeeking
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    Avocado
    I like tinned tuna, I eat it most lunches. I dont think it tastes like “real” tuna, but it still tastes nice, especially with the salty brine.

    And I used to eat nutella sarnies EVERY day throughout my high school years. I’m the anti-Munqe-chick πŸ˜€

    Mushrooms. Evil, pure evil.

    They’re fungus. So is Athlete’s Foot and you wouldn’t go snacking on that, would you?

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    Quiche

    Looks and tastes like it’s been eaten and regurgitated.

    mrsflash
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    chocolate with nuts in. yuk.

    ernie_lynch
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    Definitely birds and pigs. They’re not food – wtf do people eat them ?

    ernie_lynch – Member
    Definitely birds and pigs. They’re not food – wtf do people eat them ?

    Because they taste so lovely!

    Mmmmmm, bacon…….mmmmm, duck……..mmmmm…..nomnomnomnom

    mrsflash
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    birds and pigs

    sheep & cows ok then? Fish ok? what are your criteria?

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    Celary, bleurgh.

    sobriety
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    Sea Urchin, i’ll eat almost anything, but by god was that awful. Like a meat sponge that tastes mostly of seabed.

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    fig rolls are naaaaasty

    richc
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    oysters, they taste like licking a boat.

    uplink
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    Jellied eels – the work of Beelzebub himself [or a cockerney]

    juan
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    heinz stuff like munque’s lunch and marmite don’t me started on marmite

    gonefishin
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    Celary,
    Sprouts,
    oh and Dog isn’t up to much either. Not unpleasant just a bit greasy and tasteless.

    Parma Violets

    Like eating Moth ball infused Pot Porri.

    ernie_lynch
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    sheep & cows ok then?

    No not really. But I find the thought of ripping a bird’s limbs and chest apart, and tearing it’s flesh off with your teeth, particularly revolting. Yes I know that you can apparently buy some stuff called ‘chicken nuggets’ if you have a problem with that.

    And pigs ? Well I have always felt that if ever I got to know one, I would discover what characters they really are. Plus piglets are way too cute.

    Wasn’t trying to make a moral point – just saying what I couldn’t consider as ‘food’.

    nobtwidler
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    aubergine looks great – tastes like Snot

    Battery farmed meat is not food.

    nicko74
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    Parma Violets and celery. They just don’t go well together

    Spongebob
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    CaptainFlashheart – Member

    Mushrooms. Evil, pure evil.

    They’re fungus. So is Athlete’s Foot and you wouldn’t go snacking on that, would you? <<–eyes fungus betwwen toes–>> mmmm yummy! πŸ˜†

    MrFart
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    Beef Tongue.

    UUURRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Mister P
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    Jesus loves Marmite

    Tinned tuna – urgh!

    Spongebob
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    Pork scratchings – sheer “vileness” in a bag!

    jon1973
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    And pigs ? Well I have always felt that if ever I got to know one, I would discover what characters they really are.

    “It would have to be one charmin’ motherfukin pig”

    london_lady
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    My work colleague has been telling me today how nice toasted sandwiches are with mashed banana, honey and peanut butter as a filling are – I am not convinced.
    IMO coconut is devils food !

    What about longpig?

    ernie_lynch
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    LOL @ jon1973 !

    mrsflash
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    I expect the pigs characters give them added taste πŸ™‚

    steve_b77
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    +1 for mushrooms, they’re nasty evil food

    As for good food thats wrong, chicken & choccy spread on brown bread, tasty!!

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    Agree with Oysters. Never had em but why bother? Oh, they’re the taste of the sea? OK, I’ll drink some salty water.

    Added to that, anything you’d eat thats alive. WHY?

    Oh, this really isn’t for the squeamish / vegetarians amongst you. You have been warned…

    Chinese Speed Cooking contest – As it says, art or cruelty?

    Spongebob
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    Yeah, the Chinese are big on animal cruelty. Saw them dunking live cats into hot water years ago, then skinning them alive. Nasty and uneccessary! There’s something missing “up top” with people who are ok with this.

    Spongebob
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    For a bit of fun, list one food stuff and why. Keep it brief. I’ll kick off with:

    Marmite Cheddars – evil tasting factory manufactured poison! πŸ˜†

    Salted liquorice (popular in Scandinavia) is pretty disgusting.

    Spongebob
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    Chicken flaovoured crisps – in a confined space, the odour can kill or maim!

    Spongebob
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    Hagis – dried blood that has little flavour, but the same texture as unmixed polyfiller

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    Spongebob
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    Gooseberry fool – eww

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