Got a onesie from my mum, apart from the questionable clothing choice it was so small I gave it to my sister in law who is built like a skelf.
I don’t wear jumpers other than exceptional circumstances, haven’t done since school days. If it’s that cold I’ll wear a technical fleece. Year on year my mum takes this as a sign that I don’t have any jumpers and buys me one.
Her cousin jumped on the bandwagon one year and also bought me a jumper. It was XL and I’m about 10 stone, I could have folded it in half and it would still have been far too big.
A red towel, I was about 8. Remember thinking it was an odd present even then.
It wasn’t a Christmas present, but when I was perhaps around that age my grandparents once went to Blackpool (without me) and brought me a present back. They made a big deal about it and then presented me with a paper bag. I opened it and peered in, it contained a ham sandwich. I cried, a lot.
As it turned out, they’d bought me a soft toy (which was awesome and I loved it for years), they’d just accidentally handed me the wrong bag.