not me, a friend. How do I tell him?

He needs the truth.

It’s what friends are there for.

#Pray for howsyourdad1…(cough)sorry howsyourdad1’s friend

Actually scrap that he is in for the ride(s) of his life….just advise him when its time to get off!!

Encourage the relationship to blossom, and then keep us posted on his descent into madness 😀

Eye, support his endeavour. Don’t give him (cough)  any background then report back 👍🥳

Run. Away.

Wait, THE Louise, or just A Louise?

Wait, THE Louise, or just A Louise?

They are legion…

(Ta for the ninja edit, modz)

Pop along half way though the date ,three may not be a crowd!

Make sure he knows to ask tha bar staff for Angela.- They will spirit him out the back whilst Louise is powdering her nose

Wait, THE Louise, or just A Louise?

They are legion…

Like the Borg, they’re all one.

OMG, i dated Louise, she turned out to be married, which was a bit shit if I’m honest.

He is interested about having the ride of his life but he is concerned that a cycling forum is giving him dating advice. Weird I know

He is interested about having the ride of his life but he is concerned that a cycling forum is giving him dating advice.

Maybe just checking she isn’t a well known Strava segment…

My comment was inappropriate then, hence why it’s been removed. There is censorship here then.

There is censorship here then.

Yes, based on very clear rules.

three may not be a crowd

Louise could be a new movie star…

Encourage the relationship to blossom, and then keep us posted on his descent into madness

This. Defintely this.

Is

he

back

yet

?

Can someone post a link to the original louise thread? I feel like I missed out.

This Louise?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/8191736/sas-who-dares-wins-louise-thankful-punched-nathaniel/

https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/what-life-changing-things-did-you-manage-to-avoid/

This Louise?

Louise has never been averse to taking a man on in the ring.

Can someone post a link to the original louise thread? I feel like I missed out

Don’t panic, she keeps on giving or at least so the rumours go…

Ok update. She has cancelled and they have rearranged for saturday. Already controlling him …

Bad move. Means people won’t really start missing him until Monday. By then he’s a broken man.

Well the police usually require 24hrs to register a missing person?

Handcuffs.

Bad move. Means people won’t really start missing him until Monday. By then he’s a broken man.

Or in heaven

Come on, do I really have to say?

TTIUWP

Well the police usually require 24hrs to register a missing person?

True but explain there’s a Louise involved and it’s immediately actionable.

Well the police usually require 24hrs to register a missing person?

Isn’t that a dangerous urban myth and if you have good reason to believe a missing person needs help, to report it immediately?

from https://missingpersons.police.uk/resources/reporting-someone-missing

Dial 101 and inform them you would like to make a missing persons report, alternatively you can attend your local police station. It is a common belief that you have to wait 24 hours before reporting but this is not true, you can make a report to the police as soon as you think a person is missing.

Isn’t that a dangerous urban myth and if you have good reason to believe a missing person needs help, to report it immediately?

Not in this case. It would go like this,

*Dial 999
“Hello, what’s your emergency?”

“Activate Louise protocol!”

“ALL STATIONS TO FULL ALERT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!”

“ALL STATIONS TO FULL ALERT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!”

This is the point at which you turn round and drop the phone in horror as you discover Louise standing behind you, clutching a modified Black and Decker and grinning…..

I think have PTSD from my Louise interaction six years ago

This is the point at which you turn round and drop the phone in horror as you discover Louise standing behind you, clutching a modified Black and Decker and grinning…..

Apparently Louise translates quite well in Mandarin. It’s pronounced ‘Ling’.

There is censorship here then.

Yes, based on very clear rules.

To be clear, there isn’t censorship, there is however a code of conduct. I wouldn’t be a moderator on any forum which actively censored opinions.

Site Terms & Conditions

(I didn’t see the removed post so can’t comment on that directly I’m afraid.)

Is he alive and posting ?

Apparently Louise translates quite well in Mandarin

I’ve tried translating Louise into French and come up with Sophie (no I’ve never gone out with a Sophie) and as we’re not being sexist about this, Michel.