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  • Filth in the Guardian. How do you do it?
  • Premier Icon beej
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    First, lick rapidly around the rim, rotating it against your tongue, to prevent drips. Once you have created a manageable dome, relax. You can now proceed at a leisurely pace, luxuriating in every steady, purposeful lick. And it should be a lick, not a slurp, not a gulp, definitely not a monstrous bite

    I use a similar technique. How about you?

    How to (SFW)

    Premier Icon footflaps
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    The Grauniad has been peddling soft porn for some time now.

    Now Only Fans is banning pornographic content, I expect them all to move to the Guardian Comments section.

    Premier Icon slowoldman
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    Who needs teaching how to eat an ice cream?

    Premier Icon tomhoward
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    Now Only Fans is banning pornographic content

    It isn’t.

    Premier Icon theotherjonv
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    I’m a bit Cooper tbh

    Premier Icon Klunk
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    first you need a summer.

    Premier Icon Jakester
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    tomhoward
    It isn’t.

    It is.

    Premier Icon chakaping
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    It isn’t.

    You could have allowed it for the purposes of a gag, captain obvious.

    Premier Icon matt_outandabout
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    Premier Icon joshvegas
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    first you need a summer.

    This is incorrect.

    Ice cream is good for summer or winter sun or snow, weddings and funerals, breakfast or last thing before bed.

    Ice cream is the best thing in existance.

    Premier Icon Nobeerinthefridge
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    @joshvegas you can thank me later. Awesome.

    https://thebatchlady.com/recipe/home-made-ice-cream/

    Premier Icon CountZero
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    Quite partial to a tub of Marshfield Farms Lemon Sorbet, meself.
    None in the fridge at the moment, a situation I must rectify soon.

    Premier Icon frankconway
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    I lick clockwise and
    anti-clockwise; to the right; to the left; up and down; down and up – and all possible permutations; dribbling is both allowed and encouraged.
    All I’m looking for is an explosion (of flavour) on my tongue.

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