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  • Filth in the Guardian. How do you do it?
  • beej
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    First, lick rapidly around the rim, rotating it against your tongue, to prevent drips. Once you have created a manageable dome, relax. You can now proceed at a leisurely pace, luxuriating in every steady, purposeful lick. And it should be a lick, not a slurp, not a gulp, definitely not a monstrous bite

    I use a similar technique. How about you?

    How to (SFW)

    footflaps
    Full Member

    The Grauniad has been peddling soft porn for some time now.

    Now Only Fans is banning pornographic content, I expect them all to move to the Guardian Comments section.

    slowoldman
    Full Member

    Who needs teaching how to eat an ice cream?

    tomhoward
    Full Member

    Now Only Fans is banning pornographic content

    It isn’t.

    theotherjonv
    Full Member

    I’m a bit Cooper tbh

    Klunk
    Free Member

    first you need a summer.

    Jakester
    Free Member

    tomhoward
    It isn’t.

    It is.

    chakaping
    Free Member

    It isn’t.

    You could have allowed it for the purposes of a gag, captain obvious.

    matt_outandabout
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    joshvegas
    Free Member

    first you need a summer.

    This is incorrect.

    Ice cream is good for summer or winter sun or snow, weddings and funerals, breakfast or last thing before bed.

    Ice cream is the best thing in existance.

    Nobeerinthefridge
    Free Member
    CountZero
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    Quite partial to a tub of Marshfield Farms Lemon Sorbet, meself.
    None in the fridge at the moment, a situation I must rectify soon.

    frankconway
    Full Member

    I lick clockwise and
    anti-clockwise; to the right; to the left; up and down; down and up – and all possible permutations; dribbling is both allowed and encouraged.
    All I’m looking for is an explosion (of flavour) on my tongue.

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