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  • mogrim
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    shoe size squared multiplied by the square root of the number of posts on STW in a month

    This would explain why euro types are better at the intellectual thing than the Brits.

    toys19
    Member

    Hmmm I had to search for him on twitter “pseudo intellectual”… my experience of stwmark is that I do not like they contempt he displays to us, the customers, even to recipients of the ban_hammer. It has reduced my participation here significantly, and has made sure that I would never pay anything to STW.

    camo16
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    Wouldn’t know because I don’t follow him… that tweet was a little odd, though, all IMO of course…

    * ducks *

    Premier Icon Northwind
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    As much as I like the website, when was the last time Mark said anything worth reading?

    Anyway, I can’t be bothered to make an elaborate unix privileges joke here, could someone else do it for me?

    Jamie
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    As much as I like the website, when was the last time Mark said anything worth reading?

    😀

    I’ve found this place to be populated with many interesting intellectually capable people. They tend not to be the “noisy” ones.

    If one of Mark’s employees had made such a comment, they’d be disciplined by him, no?

    Who disciplines Mark?

    deadlydarcy
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    Why couldn’t the privilege get pregnant?
    She was married to a unix.

    Sorry, that’s poor but best I could do at short notice.

    deadlydarcy
    Member

    Who disciplines Mark?

    Whoever the agency sends round.

    Jamie
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    Whoever the agency sends round.

    Which means it’s usually this fella:

    Premier Icon footflaps
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    Which means it’s usually this fella:

    Is that Chipps in a Gimp suit?

    Premier Icon st colin
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    I don’t take part in most threads because I simply don’t understand politics or the economy.

    Jamie
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    Is that Chipps in a Gimp suit?

    It’s like The Stig. His identity is unknown. Some say it’s Elfinsafety, others say it’s Fred, while it has been whispered it could even be Rudeboy.

    Premier Icon kimbers
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    The Pinkster – Member
    Isn’t this just like those that think its funny to talk in binnary code..

    There are 10 people that would apply to – those who can and those who can’t.*
    *Is that pseudo intellectual enough for you?

    I made a binary joke when I was best man at my mates wedding

    even the IT geeks there didnt laugh, they were definately pseudo -intellectuals

    Premier Icon molgrips
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    The binary joke is so old that it’s no longer funny, that’s the problem.

    I dunno.. geeks… 🙄

    Jamie
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    I dunno.. geeks…

    Quick! Someone send an ambulance round to Molgrip’s house. Tell the paramedics they’ll find him in the greenhouse, under a load of broken glass.

    Premier Icon molgrips
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    It’s called ironing.

    Premier Icon kimbers
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    this was mine……

    bride was german

    so maren ……… Wir wünschen Euch eine glückliche Ehe!
    and as that wasnt very fair on kris
    heres a message in a language only you speak
    011100100101100100101100010001101

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    my hexadecimal joke is so new it’s not funny either, apparently.

    I dunno, geeks.

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    st colin – Member
    I don’t take part in most threads because I simply don’t understand politics or the economy.

    Being aware of your ignorance has already elevated you above us pseudo intellectuals.

    I sort of know everything, I have google.

    camo16
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    I’m not sure if any maths-related joke is actually funny

    But there’s nothing like a good effort to underline your pseudo intellectual credentials… 😉

    bullheart
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    As much as I like the website, when was the last time Mark said anything worth reading?

    The transition from ‘pseudo-intellectual’ to subject of mirth and ridicule is a long, drawn out and altogether unfulfilling affair…

    The elf will think it’s Christmas.

    mogrim
    Member

    Which means it’s usually this fella:

    I’m sure I read about someone from here who’d just got a new wetsuit, a triathlete maybe?

    baby
    Member

    The binary joke is so old that it’s no longer funny, that’s the problem

    It was never funny.

    camo16
    Member

    The elf will think it’s Christmas.

    Don’t. Now I’m starting to feel sorry for him – and that can’t be healthy.

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