I did use a phrase one of you posted in this thread “at him” and I could see in his face, just for a split second mind, that he almost lost it.

You threatened to hammer frozen sausages in to his dog didn’t you?

Cmon hurry up. We need to know.

Oh no! You didn’t actually threaten to bum his dog did you???
🤣

Come on… tell us dont leave us sat on the fence over your disagreement

while the threats to hammer his sausage into their frozen dog’s bum are a comedy frontrunner, I reckon it has to be the Twain quote that momentarily lit the blue touchpaper.

putting up a ‘proper’ fence in place of a wire fence with driven stake supports will always involve digging and placing concrete over your side of the boundary,

Lots of useful advice on this thread, except for that. Why on earth will it always involve using your land. He could have bolted post supports on to his block wall.

The suspense is killing me.

I bet he asked where the postcrete came from…

TBH, I am very glad this is resolved, it was giving me anxiety by proxy.

Lots of useful advice on this thread, except for that. Why on earth will it always involve using your land. He could have bolted post supports on to his block wall.

Agreed, or asked to split the boundary with a shared foundation, but even then you can refuse.
Note – I would be treating the centre of the existing block wall as the boundary.

OP, offer a mutual party wall agreement. Cheap from internet or lawyer. 100 quid and get it all agreed.

Does his dog still have all its sausages?

Did he admit to being wrong and employ the Edinburgh de-fence?

Oh, very good.

Did he admit to being wrong and employ the Edinburgh de-fence?

nice Post.

I like a nice pun as much as the next person, but a boundary has to be drawn somewhere.

Did you say that you’d hoof him in the slats?

nice Post.

I see what you did there…

Come on im interested.

Is the OP now pushing up daisies fence posts

This threads starting to divide us.

Sorry for taking it off the rails but the neighbours dad was being a total arris.

Some of these puns are a bit “hit and miss”.

neighbours dad was being a total arris

Well that is quite offencive

Beaten to it

I can cedar you all really nailed it with these inventive fence pun posts, you’re breaking boundaries.

I suppose hammering frozen sausage into a dog’s bum could be described as “ring fencing”

What a let-down; huge build-up and then…phuuut.

Poops, I really thought you were better than this.

Is disappoint.

Didn’t poopscoop say he as an ex copper? I reckon he sent his mates round to poopscoops with a jumped up search warrant and poor old poops is currently in the clink getting a cavity search. How long can he be held without charge? 24 hrs?  He will be back posting tomorrow on his release and by that time the fence will be back up.

It’s a double bluff, the neighbour has buried him under the patio.

Sorry only time for a quick update.

The fence reappeared today! Again, I only noticed from looking out the bedroom window and doing a double take.lol When I last looked last night it was neatly piled up in their garden. By morning the fence fairies has been!

It was put back up either just before dawn or just after daybreak. I’m not kidding.

There have been some modifications to it though…

What is his answer to the question “why are you repeatedly trying to build your fence in my garden?”

The man’s a bully.

Was the post removed because you took a fence?

There have been some modifications to it though…

Tell me you took a sledgehammer to it, Falling Down style…

Wait, so you had words with this guy and he took the new fence down and then he put it up again overnight? Sweet jésus, that guy needs a serious talking to!

Can you take it down in such a way that he can’t put it back up? Or maybe hire someone to do the moving and then charge him?

chainsaw.@the knees*

* The fences knees …… how ever tempted you are.

Time to go full Michael Douglas/Falling Down….

This is not Israel/ Palestine told via the medium of gardens again, is it?

It was put back up either just before dawn or just after daybreak. I’m not kidding

Detrimental manoeuvres in the dark.

IGMC (that’s for @cougar and his kestrel)

This is not Israel/ Palestine told via the medium of gardens again, is it?
Sounds more like US/Mexico to me! 😉

I have to say posts like this are my favourite…