Favourite Father Ted lines…
"That money was just resting in my account" is the only line I can actually remember, apart from "Will ye have a cup o' tea Father? … ah go-an go-an go-an go-an go-an go-an go-an…"
Ted losing it at Dougal when they're trying to write the Eurovision song too is brilliant!Posted 8 years agoDaisy_DukeMember
Ted: That's right, Dougal. You see, ordinary shops sell what look like black socks, but if you look closely, you'll see that they're very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue.
Dougal:: That's true. I thought my uncle Tommy was wearing black socks, but when I looked at them closely, they were just very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue.
Ted:: Never buy black socks from a normal shop. (whispers) They shaft you every time!Posted 8 years ago2tyredMember
"A child has been lodged in the Tunnel of Goats… If a nurse could please come to the Tunnel of Goats… A goat and a child have now become lodged together, and a nurse has become involved in the incident… Another nurse is required to remove the nurse mentioned previously…"
Loving this thread.Posted 8 years agot-p 26Member
As an aside:
Father Ted: It's a friend of ours, he's dying
Nun: Oh dear, is it serious?
When my father was ill, replace "friend of ours" with "my father", "he`s dying" with "been rushed into critical care unit", and "Nun" with "my manager(at the time)" TRUE
Another vote for orange/blue/grey 😆
My brother is the double of Dermot Morgan. He hates it when I reply to a question with "Right then Ted"Posted 8 years ago
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