- Favourite Father Ted lines…
Slight hijack:Posted 8 years ago
At an Ardal O'Hanlon stand up gig years ago in St Davids Hall, Cardiff and some guy right up on one of the top tiers starts yelling "****! DRINK!" at him. Ardal just looked up at him, right up near the roof of the hall and said "JUMP!"
Looong applause for that and the heckler never said another word. 😀JunkyardMember
cant fully recall it as near far is my favPosted 8 years ago
Will it still be a grade two listed relic when the remove it from his @rse- probably politer than that.
Kick bishop Brennan up the @rse
There is also a scene where you see dougals list of things that dont exist and on it is non catholic religions and darth vadorStu_NSubscriber
Most of the above.
I like to offer this dialogue between Mrs Doyle and Ted.
Mrs Doyle: Are you looking forward to your lunch tomorrow, Father?Posted 8 years ago
Ted: Hmmm? I suppose so.
Mrs Doyle: You do like pheasant, don't you Father?
Ted: Pheasant? I love pheasant.
Mrs Doyle: Well there's a little clue. The thing you'll be eating likes pheasant as well.binnersSubscriber
The full transcript of the Polly Clarke conversation. Utter **** unbridled genius!!!
Mrs. Doyle: It's a bit much for me, Father. "**** this" and "**** that"
Father Ted Crilly: Yes, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs. Doyle: "You big bastard." Oh, Dreadful Language. "You big hairy arse." "You big Fecker." Fierce Stuff! And of course the F-word father, the bad F-word. Worse then ****. You know the one I mean.
Father Ted Crilly: Yes, I do, Mrs Doyle
Mrs. Doyle: "F you" "F your effing wife" I don't know why they have to use language like that. "I'll stick this effing pitch up your hole" That was another one.
Father Ted Crilly: I see what you mean, Mrs Doyle
Mrs. Doyle: "Bastard this" and "Bastard that". You can't move for the Bastards in her novels. It's wall-to-wall bastards.
Father Ted Crilly: Is it Mrs Doyle?
Mrs. Doyle: "You Bastard" "You Fecker" "You bollocks! Get your ballocks out of my face."
Father Ted Crilly: Yes, you just go and prepare for the nuns.
Mrs. Doyle: "Ride me sideways" was another one.Posted 8 years agoernie_lynchMember
All of the above, plus :
Dougal: Can I stay up tonight to watch the scary film?
Ted: Ah, no no no. The last time you stayed up to watch a scary film you ended up having to sleep in my bed. I wouldn't mind, but it wasn't even a scary film.
Dougal: Come on, Ted. A Volkswagen with a mind of its own. If that isn't scary, I don't know what is.Posted 8 years ago
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