Tube? choob?
“Tube” is Australian slang isn’t it?
One of my favs is “Bawheid”
Author Christopher Brookmyre (who I think is Glaswegian) once came up with “Alakazmmy, bawheid rammy.”
I’ve heard “side up” or “side away” elsewhere
Aye. Side away is what one does to the table after dinner.
Again, from the correct side of the Pennines:
Shape – roughly, to organise oneself.
‘Shape yerself’.
“Shape thissen.”
“When one is participating in accurate precision work and an object may need to be moved a bawhair, translated just a tiny bit or a smidge”
I believe what you’re describing here is a “gnat’s cock.”
“Lugs (ears) is one I rarely hear now.”
Nah then then, tha wantsta wesh thi lug oils eht.