Boils my piss, it does.

😉 😈

I remember the first time Bob Dylan used electric stairs.
JUDAS!

it’s all about the descent though

FACIST!

I think they should take steps to avoid this abuse

They just know it’s rude to stair.

It’s gonna be an uphill battle to get people climbing stairs again.

Oh, ’tis a terrible shame.

(it’s a terrible pun too)

Caution: escalators eat people..

http://metro.co.uk/video/man-sufferers-injuries-fixing-escalator-1295467/?ito=vjs-link

WTF!

Do you expect people to go uphill without the aid of electric motors using only their own energy and fitness?

What type of sadistic individual are you?

😈

They are not all bad as some of them have helped people and saved lives.
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SCHINDLER’S LIFT

Schindler’s lifts????

Wrong on so many levels…

ruddy – Member

Schindler’s lifts????

Wrong on so many levels…

Explain?

Whoooosh!

Explain?

Seriously? Ground floor, first floor, etc..

Do you even step, bro?

Why are the ‘down’ ones not called de-escalators?

Far too much colour to be Schindlers Lift.. if i remember it was all black and white, with a little touch of red…

I’m a stair man myself, but inexplicably get seriously annoyed by people who walk up/down escalators. They’re for lazy people. If you want to walk use the stairs, if you don’t want to walk use the escalators. Don’t mix the two, it’s madness 🙂

It’s the tourist STANDING ON THE LEFT that boils my urine.

In Australia you have to stand on the left.

ruddy – Member 
Wrong on so many levels…

(oldie I know)

It’s the tourist STANDING ON THE LEFT that boils my urine.

If you want to move up or down quicker, use the stairs 🙂

Last time I was in that there London I witnessed a man going apoplectic with rage because a really old fella was using ‘the wrong stairs’. The old guy didn’t seem to care as the nutter yelled “wrong stairs” at him over and over whilst pointing and shaking. I laughed heartily and then blocked the cockwomble on the escalator just a bit further along. I was hoping I’d force him to explode with impotent anger. London is mad 😉

It’s all a Kone

Rubber_Buccaneer – Member

Explain?

Seriously? Ground floor, first floor, etc..

No its not if the floor selector says ground, 1st 2nd etc its not wrong is it.

SO how many of you have full LOLER examination certification?

Oh I get the Schindler’s lifts/Schindler’s list titter only its not really funny anymore.

Schindler Lifts founded in Switzerland in 1874, by Robert Schindler and Eduard Villiger for the manufacture of lifting equipment and machines.

Or Oskar Schindler

In Australia you have to stand on the left.

Escalator gears turn anti clockwise, too.

Well this thread escalated really quickly………. I’ll see myself out.