Following on from jojo’s mugshots thread….now we know what you look like, lets see more about how inept you all are on a bike, we all like to big ourselves up but in reality MOST of us ride like utter plebs.

So no pics/vids showing off off the skilz, stacks and spacks only

lets see if we can get to errrr a measly 100 posts..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oLGC8WJoDg

I was behind the camera for this 😆

Click on picture for vid on youtube
(Sorry Dave!)

playing at sliding in the snow

Sharki

There was alot of grunting going on on that vid

And another

Stair Gap Fail….

Videos of me falling off

Front wheel washout (1 min 30 secs into vid)
http://www.vimeo.com/2861948

Falling off at approx 1mph! (1 min into vid)
http://www.vimeo.com/3528003

Think I need to get out & practice more – these just make me look like an utter tool!

TJ – that first one looks like you are demonstrating perfect tripoding technique. Picture 2 sort of ruins the illusion though!
PS If you click on Sharki’s vid, one of you on the tandem comes up straight after.

My minor fail – can’t even explain it.

Behind the camera for both of these. First is a scanned image so sorry for quality…
Will, the guide on a descent called Magic Roundabout in Verbier:

And the infamous LukeB at Glentress, the most viewed pic on my Fotopic site!

Ok, so I didn’t make it to the end of the log, but I was the only one that tried it!

woohoo, another opportunity for me to post one of my wonderful vijos

I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok

Skillz

A where TF am I moment

pics courtesy of Knottie 😀

At the Dalbeattie (lack of) skills area

Some flex on your front wheel there Sandwich

christ yeah, look at that flex!

Lightweight wheels at speed with a large bloke will do that. Pro2 hubs and DT4.1 rims still true though after much hoppity gubbins and general hamfistedness.

Cue full scorpion double bollock grind with scream in 3, 2, 1, AKSHUN!

Why do women think that men rolling around on the ground, clutching their bits in absolute agony is the funniest thing ever? It took her (photographer) longer to stop laughing than it did for the pain to go away.

Magicsick pwned

love this thread…

few years back, mate was very lucky with this one, going full pelt bars clipped a branch then stopped inches from the big root infront of his face…

On a snowy ride few weeks back, two of our idiots side by side crash on ice..

Argh! Lowey – that last pic, do you know him? Has he still got a nose?

that one of loweys is a classic – thats his own front wheel pwning him…

Not me, taken by me, of someone one here, but don’t know the ‘new’ login for them…

Interesting thread, not me this one, I was behind the camera…

that one of loweys is a classic – thats his own front wheel pwning him

Reminded me of this pic!

I actualy know where that last one is (matt)! (houndkirk moor heading towards blaka?)

I swear that has to be the worst combination of slippiest mud and badly placed ruts anywhere inthe world, its impossible to rid it quickly and look cool!

I like Filthy’s pic. It looks like the rider has just been warned of incoming artillery.

Matt. how did matey manage to go wrong in your pic ???????? Is it steeper/faster than it looks ?

Erm.. lowey – why do all your pics have your IP address on them?

All that is at that address is the admin page for your Netgear DG834G router (which fortunately you’ve changed the default password on!)

Erm.. lowey – why do all your pics have your IP address on them?

All that is at that address is the admin page for your Netgear DG834G router (which fortunately you’ve changed the default password on!)

Bless.

Avoriaz 07. Came flying down that hill in the background and hit the puddle, without realising that there was a large tree root underwater with its tip perfectly positioned to stab my front wheel. Straight over the bars into the puddle in front of 6 friends (naturally).

Classic failing to negotiate bridge in sidewind (animated):

(January 2008)

Can’t get over that pic Simon. He’s clearly riding towards the edge, why doesn’t he just stop?

Not me, I was filming.

http://www.vimeo.com/3043139

that bridge dive is superb. 😆

sfb – I love the fact that no-one behind has even begun to respond yet. And I love the fact that despite the futility, the a bridge-grab was attempted!

He’s clearly riding towards the edge, why doesn’t he just stop?

that’s in slow motion – and there’s a strong surprise sidewind as he comes out from behind the sheltering wall. Applying the brakes would have made him fall off too I think… several other riders almost did the same thing 🙂
click pic for more

Classic TeamBAD action

Part Deux

Me

Not me.

scott – double fail 🙂