Excessively loud sneezers
I mean the really, really loud ones that everyone within half a mile can hear. Can these people really not sneeze any quieter?
Seems to me they have to put some effort into it to make them that loud.
no comes naturally
What do they get out of it?
usually lots of people asking you to go home 😉Posted 4 years agopatriotproMember
I love sneezing, it’s a rare treat and I’m really not gonna let you or anyone else spoil my enjoyment of it..
Repressing your sneezes is often a sign of repression elsewhere in your life too
(I **** love shouting too)
As sheepish as I am to admit this I agree with what yunki typed. Let the sneeze out FFS just don’t make stupid squeaky add-on noises like the nutty bird in my office does.Posted 4 years agonever mind the butterMember
A women in my office sneezes so loud she startles people I’m talking to on the phone. She used to be a theatre nurse but her crazy-loud sneezing understandably incurred the wrath of the surgeons who evicted her routinely and refused to have her work with them again.Posted 4 years ago
I appreciate it’s involuntary but I can’t figure out why she doesn’t sneeze into her elbow or at least attempt to muffle it with her hand… It makes the whole room ring… bloody awful noise, as well as being unhygienic; spraying mucus all over the office…yunkiMember
Very carefully worded there patriotpro 😆
Samuri – FWIW I am capable of sneezing more quietly, and even doing that incredible old lady squeaky suppressed sneeze (which is incredibly uncomfortable).. but why would you?Posted 4 years ago
Are you excessively frail or suffering from a heart condition?samuriMember
As I say yunki, i don’t care if people sneeze loudly or not but I’m trying to understand why people think they can only do it one way.
The reaction is involuntary but what you do with it is up to you.Posted 4 years ago
Personally I’d hate everyone looking at me if I was sneezing really loudly but then I’m an introverted cock.ratadogSubscriber
Are we talking sneezing ( informal ) or blowing the nose ( formal ). When I do the latter there tend to be mutters of “There she blows” from the family, although they claim that as a result of the loudness of my sneeze they can always find me in a public place. This may come in useful as senility encroaches, although clearly this depends on them continuing to think well enough of me to want to find me in the first place.Posted 4 years ago
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