Them: Did you ride in?
Me: yes, I do everyday from the station, but today rode all the way.
Them: How far is that?
Me: 36 miles
Them: silence, just a confused stare
Them: how long did that take?
Me: I dunno about 2 1/2 hours, there was a puncture to deal with
Them: silence, just a confused stare
Later in the day once I’ve clearly got changed into bike gear
Them: You’re not riding back home are you?
Me: Yes
Them: What? All the way?
Me: Yes
Them: How far is that?
Me: About the same as the way in 🙄
Them: Why?
Me: Why not?
Them: but why?
Me: Just because I can and I want to
Them: silence, just a confused stare
Try to do this once a week if I can in the lighter months, so have the same conversation each bloody week with the same flippin’ people.
Usually they also say something like ‘you’re mad, I’d be dead if I tried that’. Really want to say back that they’d probably be dead if they had a difficult poo and had to strain a bit hard, but haven’t….
…yet 😈