Been married for 20 years now and, as other blokes in the same position might tell you, sex just doesn’t happen after a certain time and age. I really crave intimacy and bedroom fun but I know paying for it is likely to be unsatisfactory emotionally. I can’t have an affair because that would be hurtful, and would destroy a relationship that works, mostly, as well as causing massive pain to all involved.

So have you? Was it worth the money?