W ….t and actual f is this?

Dubstep meets goth opera meets dance music????

Anyone else watching the Romanian entry and thinking that perhaps Nigel Farrage has a point? 😯

What do you mean, “Flash Gordon approaching”?

The Bonster!

Here we go

Romania, very tight underwear,high voice,semi naked men and woman.

To quote graham “just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should” haaaa

and now… Bonnie Tyler?!?!?!?!?

Oh crap

£10 says she is either drunk or stoned!!

I’m going to start a campaign to get Carol Decker to do it next year.

Nil pois

Just fouind singalong on the red button, or 301, on freeview.

The neighbours dont seem to appreciate the singalong……….

Come on Bonnie….STAGE DIVE,

Oh dear, well that’s us out of the running!

Nil pois

you says she’s not got any peas?

I believe in Bonnie.

I’m not sure Bonnie should have had the extra drink to steady her nerves..?

I think we are going for the sympathy vote with that one

Great voice, Bonnie.
Awful song.

Is it just me that spotted her bum?

Great voice, Bonnie.
Awful song.

I thought that, but it’s kind of a grower.

Now we’ve got Sweden and half of Jedward.

s it just me that spotted her bum?

Mate, if that’s true, you need to work on your aim.

Sweden looks like the bastard son of Jedwards mum after an affair with David Beckhams dad.

In the gay or European game I think Swedens a fairly safe bet.

The German TV commentator is actually making wry/sarky comments… he just said that Tylers voice is a bit smoother than her heyday…. and then said it is not only her voice which has been smoothed/tightened

Mate, if that’s true, you need to work on your aim.

The dancer!!

Hungary has a shit hat.

It’s The Streets!

Or Badly Sung Boy?

Mullet hair alert!

Hungary looks like a failed singlespeed / fixie courier….a la “look mum no hands” or “where the monkey sleeps”

The Beta Band meets Rod, Jane & Freddy.

Guitarist looked like the seat was hot, and he has a loose head.

Oh.. hello Denmark!

Denmark… Interesting juxtaposition of barefoot elfin type and pseudomilitaria.

I’m taking this too seriously..

I think I’d like this song played when my dead body is set on fire on a raft and set adrift

Thanks for making me cry with laughter.

Iceland; proper jumper!