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  • gator
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    I might try and catch the German entry …………

    rusty trowel
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    We used to have the eurovision drinking contest in our single days. Drink from each country drunk whilst song is on. Bit difficult now that they’ve up the entries to 20 odd and its hard to get an Albanian/ Slovenian beer in Tescos.

    No Terry this year though, so won’t bother, Graham Norton gets on my t**s.

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    “Catch the German entry”… sounds like a euphemism for a vile act that could ruin your carpets.

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    Given the fact it involves Dita Von Tease… that is entirely possible 😉

    stuckinarut
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    Eurovision party going on chez rut tonight.

    But with no Terry, it’s just not going to be right. Norton really gets on my wick!

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    Belgian singer = shurely the product of selctive breeding between Shaking Stevens and Jaws from James Bond????

    No Wogan? No point.

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    Anyone watching?

    We’ve got a house full. It has become a bit of a tradition.

    Bring on the booze, the Dorritos and the Moldovan pop music.

    scraprider
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    no will be eating own hair and drinking vodka.oh and no wogan

    Hairychested
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    White chillian, red St Emilion (2 bottles), 1989 port and home-baked bread. Ditta, where is you?

    project
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    Not very much intrest over on Bikemagic, theyre just throwing insults.

    ski
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    My house has gone Eurovision mad!

    Then again I have two daughters and a Mrs who finds it all quite funny.

    Not sure it going to be the same without Wogan’s dry humour though.

    So what does everyone think of our UK entry song then? Care to put a guess in as to how many points Jade gets?

    ski
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    Drinking Games

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    Eurovision
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    Watch the Eurovision Song Contest on TV or video.
    Have one sip of your drink per successfully met condition:

    Hosts

    Sing
    Speak in rhyme
    Gaze into each others eyes — drain glass if they pash

    Singers/Backup Singers

    Wink at camera
    Drop to their knees
    Make a peace sign
    Sing in language other than English or native tongue (ie. Ukrainian sings Hasta La Vista)
    Wear a hat – drain glass if wearing horns
    Flick their hair – drain glass if bald
    Have a moustache – drain glass if female with moustache
    Show décolletage – drain glass if wearing a codpiece
    Rapping – drain glass!

    Dancers/Musicians

    Mime heavy guitar solo
    Play an ‘ethnic’ instrument
    Play piano while standing
    ‘Ethnic’ dancing – drain glass if Hip Hop dancing
    Pretend to fight – drain glass if martial arts
    Contortionist – drain glass!

    General

    Helicopter shots
    Sped up or slowed down film
    Any costume change
    Any key change
    Use of props (i.e. candles, ribbons, dummies)
    Use of fireworks – drain glass if singer catches fire
    UK gets no points – drain glass if UK catches fire
    Your country wins – drain glass!
    The game was created by and is copyright © Kim Beissel 2003

    From the link above!

    eth3er
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    It’s all a bit silly but I’m watching, riveted in fact.

    project
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    Israel , not bad,
    french, drivel,

    Strangelove
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    what the **** is going on with the swedish tv?

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    Rusty Trowel I can sort you out some Zlatorog or Union from Slovenia for next year if you are keen to keep your game going.

    I think I will keep this post open while I’m forced to watch it. Better commentary than Norton.

    joe1983
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    Wogan was class, slowly getting more pissed throughout the night and ripping into everyone. Norton just annoys

    Isnt that Norris’s girlfriend from Corry singing for Potugal?

    German entry has Dita VT in it? Might let the Mrs keep watching it then 🙂

    SSP

    Spongebob
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    Russia’s effort is shockinkly bad!

    Jolsa
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    Azerbaijan wins. 🙂

    Wife doe not belive that Azerbaijan is a real place 🙂 Nice lass singing though!

    Spongebob
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    Moldova is even worse!!

    Strangelove
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    Moldova’s effort is at least making me smile. Special performance 😀

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    Oh my God, Mrs Malta ate all the pies

    Spongebob
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    Oh my God, Mrs Malta ate all the pies

    😆 😆

    Yeah, but she can sing, or is just that she was in juxtaposition to that Moldovan row.

    OMG, I am being drawn into this shockingly rubbish competition! – I must be getting old!

    Swiftacular
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    lol at the ronan keating impersonator, probably the best effort so far though.

    mogrim
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    The guardian blog is well worth reading: blog

    God, denmark’s entry’s grim…

    Swiftacular
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    here we go…

    ChrisE
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    German wins the best pants so far

    mogrim
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    Germany’s got my vote, so far.

    Better than the sub-shakira turkish entry.

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    Germany, dreadful song……best gimmick so far with the delectable Dita

    nukeproof
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    I was a bit disappointed: terrible song and Dita only came down from her sofa in the last minute 🙁

    ChrisE
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    Maybe it was better when Europe just had wars to prove who was the best….

    greasystain
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    WTF – Albania must be a strange place.

    ChrisE
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    Mr Norway wins best eyebrows so far

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