Haha!

New @skydata poll:
Of the three Brexit outcomes Theresa May says are available, would you prefer a) her deal, b) no deal or c) no Brexit?
No Brexit 54%
No deal 32%
Her deal 14%

— Ed Conway (@EdConwaySky) November 15, 2018

Its utterly doomed to failure but still she soldiers on.

because she’s a robot

13 mins, this is too **** much so I got another round in. Three knocked back in 30 mins.

She’ll call ERG’s bluff and she’ll declare a second referendum. Options of: 1. The Withdrawal Deal, 2. No-deal Brexit, 3. Remain.  2 out of the 3, she’ll be seen as pulling off a victory.

Reminder that there's no #HIGNFY tomorrow due to Children in Need.
Fortunately it's been a slow news week.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) November 15, 2018

Ken Clarke reckons she’ll stay on.

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Last Leg will be loving it

Farage is being interviewed now. I’m presently fantasizing about doing truly unspeakable things to him

Now, that really is a dark sexual fantasy.

Wow – politics has never been this exciting

system malfunction. ‘strong and stable’, ‘brexit means brexit’, ‘getting on with the job’ and ‘i refer to my previous answer’ on an increasing high pitched loop until smoke come out of her ears and she starts sparking.

‘Kin children in need 😠

😂

Kin children in need

There’ll be a darn sight more of them if this goes through.

New @skydata poll:
Of the three Brexit outcomes Theresa May says are available, would you prefer a) her deal, b) no deal or c) no Brexit?
No Brexit 54%
No deal 32%
Her deal 14%

— Ed Conway (@EdConwaySky) November 15, 2018

Do you reckon the forums software can cope with this much excitement?

Doubt it, it’s still a page behind

Wow – politics has never been this exciting

I know, it’s pretty remarkable to think that one of the biggest Political Stories of 2014 was about Stamp Duty.

I long for the day Politics is boring again.

not quite the 80% in favour as touted by the minister 🙂

https://twitter.com/fmwales/status/1063091421027201026/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1063091421027201026&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fpolitics%2Flive%2F2018%2Fnov%2F15%2Fbrexit-deal-theresa-may-takes-agreement-to-parliament-politics-live

She’s on her way to the podium..

Bill Cash has just been interviewed. Like the rest of these loons, the bloke is absolutely unhinged. They really are totally batshit crazy.

He was just banging on and on about regaining our sovereignty. It was repeatedly asked if it was worth massive economic damage to the country.  He then just kept banging on and on about regaining our sovereignty.

Then he agreed that even the Bexiteers favourite economist has said that if the UK car industry went the same way as the coal industry, well that just means the economy will have to change. Then he returned to banging on and on about regaining our sovereignty

It must be nice to be in such a pviviledged position that you don’t have to worry yourself with little things like the economy imploding, massive job losses, huge rises in prices etc etc

But thats what these Brexiteer ****s all have in common, isn’t it? None of them have ever had to worry about how they’re going to pay next months rent, have they?

They’ll all just casually stroll away from the smoking rubble, completely unaffected

I had a heated discussion with my mam earlier today along these lines. She’s my mam and all that but she’s a **** idiot who wants it to be 1950 again and will never even use her blue passport FFS. “Britain should be making stuff again” was all she could offer up.

Is it delayed? The BBC hasn’t cut to it yet?

Showtime…

Where? It’s not on BBC news?

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/uk-politics-46200010

EY up, they have cut to it now.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-46200010

Is Peston auditioning for a Beatles stage show?

He clearly hasn’t a clue what she’s gonna say either.

I am told PM isnt calling the 5pm press conference because of a confidence vote has been triggered – she will be arguing for her deal

— iain watson (@iainjwatson) November 15, 2018

Huw Edwards is covering like a pro, managed not to ask a correspondent what they think the PM will be wearing yet

No way she doesn’t come out and say, ‘**** you all, I’m going nowhere. Ye’ll do NUTTIN’!

I bet she’ll be telling us that she’s staying on but will be gone by Monday morning.

#noBrexit please 🙂

On now.

http://newsthump.com/2018/11/15/baldrick-named-as-new-brexit-secretary/

She’s going to face the slime balls down(?)

Age old adages ring true.

You can’t polish a turd. Brexit is a turd.

I still hate her.

She’s just trying to sell her (temporary) plan to the public… to push MPs towards backing it? Or something else…?

this sounds like her ‘writing’s on the wall’ exit speech

boring