According to the Sun I’m fuming and the Mail says I’m outraged.

TBH I’m not that phased, but I did get what looks like a promising match on Tinder this morning and it’d be nice if I could share my carefully considered ramblings that I tapped out on the commute with her.

And the golden goose has laid a golden egg.

Sadly mine is working.

Virgin on the other hand…

It is? No one has told my phone.

Down on my phone earlier, something about PDP Authentication. Was going to google it but then 4G popped back up a few mins ago.

Outraged? Nope

Fuming? Nope, not that either.

Mildly inconvenienced? Nope, can still make calls.

Quit whinging – at least you’re in an area capable of getting a signal!