I ordered a new helmet mount last night from ebay and this morning an ebay package arrived.

I was even more surprised when it turned out to be a nurse’s watch – clips to the breast pocket and the face is upside down until you lift it to look at it.

The helmet mount still shows as awaiting despatch.

This is my first ebay order for a while so is this some weird new business strategy?

No, it’s part of the new government recruitment strategy for the NHS.. you have now been chosen (much like jury service).

Maybe it’s a result of profiling your WiFi history? They saw how much time you spend in A&E and assumed you work there?

Or, have you recently paid for a “watch nurses” subscription?

I guess it could be one of the nurses getting stuff delivered to my house on the assumption I will bring it in next time I end up in hospital

It’s the first delivery of the outfit you’ve ordered – perv!! 😳😳😱😱

It’s the first delivery of the outfit you’ve ordered – perv!! 😳😳😱😱

Maybe it’s the whole thing 🤢

It’s the first delivery of the outfit you’ve ordered – perv!! 😳😳😱😱

Maybe it’s the whole thing 🤢

ah, that kind of ‘helmet mount’.

Got the time on yer cock?