Question: How do you make a TT bike normally ridden by a 5’8″ racing snake wife fit a 6’4″ sasquatch to use in a Triathlon relay next weekend?
Answer: find the biggest, fattest, ugly-stick you can and thrash the shit out of it’s beautiful face.
Kittens died in the making of this.
I plead necessity being the mother of invention. I’ve got all of 4 days to try and get my 40km time down to Mrs Stoner’s. Afterall, if she can do it in 1h10m* after doggy-paddling 1500m, Id better have a stab at matching that when fresh-as-a-daisy or I’ll be put back in the cellar with the cream in the basket again.
How quickly does Human Growth Hormone work? Is Stowford Press cider a banned stimulant?
*proxy-brag: Mrs S done came 4th in the National Age-Grade Tri champs on Saturday so she’s qualified for the Worlds in Rotterdam later this year. Good girl.