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  • bunnerscj
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    STW,
    Out riding the other night, came across a unlit car park in the woods, loads of cars rocking, steamed up windows and people lookin in.
    I laughed myself nearly off my bike !.
    Anyone else had the 'dogging' experience.
    Sorry to any doggers here but it was just so funny.
    I cycled off on the trail pi**ing myself laughing πŸ˜†

    Premier Icon piedi di formaggio
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    Don't forget to take your score cards next time

    Premier Icon DezB
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    I thought local dogging spots were well known and easy to avoid… or find..

    odannyboy
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    Depends how often youve been there….dezb?

    poisonspider
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    This happens almost every week on our Thursday night ride. You wouldn't believe what we've seen!

    Proper full on man-on-man action, with an audience! (not us)

    You need to know the code too.
    Interior light on but windows up – watching only!
    Interior light on windows down – come and join in!

    We've had blokes pretending they've lost there dog when we've come across (no pun intended) them in the woods. Blokes getting out of steamed up cars in the middle of nowhere saying their missus needed a pee (which obviously necessitated her taking all her clothes off and hanging her ankles out the windows!

    It's a constant source of amusement.

    A fun game is to sneak up on them quietly and then let rip with a full barrage of lights!

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    Prisonspider proves my point πŸ˜‰

    I avoid them, I'm a prude.

    poisonspider
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    LOL at DezB, is that a typo or a deliberate gag – 'prison'spider

    'kin funny anyway.

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    I'd recount my corset story again but I find the thought of it all too traumatic

    milkherd
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    I had to get off my bike and push past a car that was blocking a fire-road. It was the middle of the day on a well used bike trail.
    The old guy was getting a certain Cove Hardtail done to him by a young asian guy.

    I now find nothing awkward.

    (EDIT: Bristol, by the way!)

    thomthumb
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    [tannoy]

    wca and the cucmuber story to the forum please πŸ˜€

    [/tannoy]

    poisonspider
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    We've got a 'knicker tree' on one of our routes (I find it strangely interesting 😳 )

    Someone has drapped bra's, knickers, all sorts of stuff over the branches and lined a clearing with the pages from porno mags.

    We also found a full length mirror and a blow up doll in a clearing once.

    They're a funny lot Nottingham way.

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    Ah yes, I wonder how WCA's chats with his neighbour have been going..!

    dmiller
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    A fun game is to sneak up on them quietly and then let rip with a full barrage of lights!

    Also sneaking up to a car with steamed up windows and banging on the roof is awesome. You need to be fast to get away with it tho πŸ˜‰

    Premier Icon Dougal
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    It's the trannies you've got to watch out for: http://www.stirlingbikeclub.org.uk/ride/mtb/trannie.shtml

    odannyboy
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    binners
    wca

    spill the beans…its only a matter of time….

    does shagging in the back of the car when a group of MTBers come past count?

    I've had more fun in a daewoo lecetti than most celebrities πŸ˜›

    nicko74
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    The old guy was getting a certain Cove Hardtail done to him by a young asian guy.

    erm… Stiffee? Hummer? Sanchez?!! 😯

    MrNutt
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    binners got his corset stuck on the rear view mirror of an austin allegro and, well, WCA, what can you say really, apart from he's not personally in trouble with the RSPB over seabirds, but hey, Lords would!

    MrNutt
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    "fun in a daewoo lecetti" I think I may have seen that film?

    Premier Icon lowey
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    We sometimes go right through the dogging hotspot of Bolton. Seen some very strange sights.

    On a lighter note though, my misses mate is bang into it (no pun intended). She says the only drawback is the mess on the cars paintwork (she thought it was bird shet).

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    I was working from home on a sunny summers day, so decided to nip out for a spin on't local trails. To be fair, its where Hora normally goes cottaging, but I thought it'd be fairly safe at 2 in the afternoon, midweek.

    So…I nipped down a twisty bit of Singletrack through the woods and was confronted with a site that will forever be seared into my retina.

    A bloke was walking towards me. He was 50 if he was a day, and not in the best shape. And he was sporting only a corset with stockings and heels. We stopped and stared at each other. He appeared to find my appearence equelly as bemusinbg. Nobody should ever have to see that.

    Aristotle
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    We sometimes go right through the dogging hotspot of Bolton.

    The Rivington-Anglezarke-Belmont Triangle?

    nbt
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    binners – Member

    I'd recount my corset story again but I find the thought of it all too traumatic

    We told you not to wear it round the 'boat, but you were so certain

    Milkie
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    I must admit, and I can't be the only one… First thing I thought of was WCA & his neighbour with the cucumber…

    WCA's Dogging Close Call

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    Binners, that's beautiful

    coatesy
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    A large group of us came charging into Forest Fawr, Castell Coch's carpark/dogging spot, in the dark. As I rode up the main track I saw two guys strolling towards me, I was at the back of our group. My mate at the front wasn't so lucky, being confronted by the sight of one man rapidly trying to do up his flies while the other struggled to get up off his knees.Think he's been scarred for life.

    I've shot through a bush (phna) and into groups of suspect males who suddenly scatter to look at the bark on a tree and other inconvincing things on several rides in certain woods to the North of Notts.

    My housemate went for a walk one day round that area and went for a pea in a hedge whereupon his intentions were woefully missconstrued by a rather keen gentleman.

    Still makes me roll about laughing just thinking about his face when he told the story, the mind boggles as to what he actually looked like at the time! πŸ˜†

    hora
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    I honestly dont 'get' why anyone would let another man suffer his wife. Beyond me.

    milkherd
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    erm… Stiffee? Hummer? Sanchez?!!

    Cove make a cheaper hardtail!

    hora
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    Would it be seen as poor form if you brought along another mans wife to a dogging session rather than your own?

    poisonspider
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    I don't know about poor form, I thought that was obligatory.

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    wheres te dogging hotspot in bolton/
    not that i want to go!!

    hora
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    TBH- I wouldnt mind going on a nightride that took a dogging spot in. Just for titillation.

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    wheres the dogging hotspot in bolton

    There are a few but the most popular is Entwistle Car Park.

    The Car Park opposite Rivi and Blackrod school is well used also apparently.

    wors
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    easygirl – Member
    wheres te dogging hotspot in bolton/

    πŸ˜‰

    project
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    Do you have to take a dog and do you need an invitation like.

    hora
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    There are a few but the most popular is Entwistle Car Park.

    Tick.

    The Car Park opposite Rivi and Blackrod school is well used also apparently.

    Fancy a nightride in Rivi next week?

    marsdenman
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    by way of balance, somewhere, on another forum, far far away…… πŸ˜‰

    I was working from home on a sunny summers day, so decided to nip out for a stroll in the local woods. To be fair, I thought it'd be fairly safe at 2 in the afternoon, midweek.

    So…I put me best undies and heels on and tottered off down my favourite bit of path through the woods and was confronted with a site that will forever be seared into my retina.

    A bloke was cycling towards me. He was ** if he was a day, and not in the best shape. And he was sporting a vibrantly coloured top and black shorts and a pair of what looked like disco dancing shoes from the 70's…. Worse, both top and shorts were lycra , leaving nothing to the imagination…. Worse still, he was also sporting a hard hat of sorts and, any fool knows that the additional rotational forces those hats impart in an accident can only serve to compound an injury… Well, we stopped and stared at each other…… He appeared to find my appearence equally as bemusing. Nobody should ever have to see that.

    IGMC….

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