- Dog shit roulette
Guide dogs all have a PooCrawler (c) installed.
It’s a small device fitted inside the dog’s back passage that removes any need for the owner to “pick up” after the animal.
The PooCrawler uses the power obtained from the small amount of calories remaining in the poo via combustion of the poo to run a small pair of tracks that slowly propel it further inside the dog at the same speed as the dog’s passage tries to expel it. Thus meaning it’s retained in a stationary position inside the animal without any external (or internal) fixings.
The only waste product is a small amount of water that it absorbed by the dog’s lower rectum (this has the side effect that it reduces the dog’s need to drink water).
They’re entirely painless to the dog.
HTHPosted 4 years agofeistyMember
My Aunt is blind, can’t move either leg or one arm so is in an electric wheel chair but she takes her self out with her dog (normal one not a guide dog) going along by memory as to where she is,where she needs to cross the road (or get on a bus) and she managers to pick up her dogs poop, don’t ask me how!!!
That women amazes me and is such a source of inspiration.Posted 4 years ago
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