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  • Does using a laptop make your balls hurt?
  • TijuanaTaxi
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    Ever since I retired have been using a laptop on my lap and it seems to make my balls hurt or one to be more precise.

    Wondering if its the heat or just sitting so one gets trapped against my leg

    Definitely seems to be laptop connected, ok when I use a desk PC or if I don’t bother to use it at all

    Obviously expect the usual (unusual too) jokes, but wondered if anyone else suffered similarly. No pictures which i’m sure will be of some relief to all

    BigButSlimmerBloke
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    Are you using the left handed mouse?

    willard
    Full Member

    WiFi card set to fry?

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    mudshark
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    Not sure what the cause is but just wondering why you persist with doing this.

    ernie_lynch
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    or just sitting so one gets trapped against my leg

    It’s difficult to tell without seeing. Can you post a picture ?

    jon1973
    Free Member

    It’s probably a problem with your peripherals.

    jonjones262
    Free Member

    Get out of incognito mode and they won’t hurt anymore

    Junkyard
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    it all depends on what I am watching tbh

    DezB
    Free Member

    Blue balls, I think you’ll find.

    Tom_W1987
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    Get a doctor to look at them. Could be testicular cancer, that is, if it happens when the laptop isn’t on your lap.

    If it doesn’t I’d say it’s you laptop trapping yo balls.

    PJM1974
    Free Member

    If my missus finds me looking at expensive new bikes and/or grumble on my laptop then it most definitely will make my balls hurt.

    kelvin
    Full Member

    Get a modern computer that doesn’t get hot.

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    Build one yourself:

    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S9gC7aZaLI[/video]

    woodsman
    Free Member

    Try one of those TV dinners type trays with a soft bean bag underside

    allthegear
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    Nope. 🙂

    Rachel

    TurnerGuy
    Free Member

    Get a modern computer that doesn’t get hot.

    I don’t think that exists, unless you get one that is painfully underpowered…

    dirksdiggler
    Free Member

    Heat from the laptop and electromagnetic radiation from the WiFi zapping your boys… I’d skip the lap top operation and stick it on a desk.

    cupra
    Free Member

    “Heat from the laptop and electromagnetic radiation from the WiFi zapping your boys.”

    This. It apparently also reduces the number and quality of yer soldiers…..

    cfinnimore
    Free Member

    Only JUST before she gets in from work.

    brassneck
    Full Member

    It apparently also reduces the number and quality of yer soldiers…..

    You say that like it’s a bad thing?

    Malvern Rider
    Free Member

    Arguably not as much as the fistful of talc i inadvertently slapped onto my right nadger yesterday, oof. Balls are a liability.

    aracer
    Free Member

    How can you tell?

    cupra
    Free Member

    You say that like it’s a bad thing?

    It is if you’re planning to procreate……

    cheekyboy
    Free Member

    Try mixing it up a bit, a thinkwank every now and then may alleviate it !

    matther01
    Free Member

    Not sure about the pain…but laptops on the balls can decrease your fertility due to the heat.

    chaos
    Full Member

    Try mixing it up a bit, a thinkwank every now and then

    just thinking about it?

    Back on topic, Belkin, amongst others, do some laptop cooling pad things for this. My laptop also runs more quietly if the vents aren’t blocked by trouser material/cushions/etc.

    BigButSlimmerBloke
    Free Member

    unless you get one that is painfully underpowered…

    isn’t the problem that it’s painfully normalpowered right now?

    mega
    Free Member

    I give my balls a gentle mist spray once in a while when using the laptop

    They get really dehydrated and I find the D20 and organic compounds in this leave my balls feeling refreshed and looking their best.

    Balls Spray

    It quite literally makes my scrotum come alive

    jag61
    Full Member

    just be careful when closing the lid in a hurry to hide the ‘gentlemens special pages’. Kid at school slammed lid on another kids fingers as he tried to switch him off. broke his fingers HaHaHaHa little git deserved it.

    leffeboy
    Full Member

    Wrap ’em in tinfoil

    gogg
    Free Member

    I give my balls a gentle mist spray once in a while when using the laptop

    I eat a raw potato

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