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  • Does standing up to poo make you feel more of a man?
  • AdamW
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    It seems the logical question to ask based on the weeing one….!

    😆

    retro83
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    **** yea! SPLOSH

    GrahamS
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    schrickvr6
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    As far as I'm concerned it's the only way to take the browns to the superbowl.

    catnap
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    Lol. 😛

    beamers
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    Only when surface laying out in the wilds. Tarka the Otter seems so much bigger when he's all stretched out instead of curled round in his pond.

    voodoo_chile
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    greater risk of "splashback" and "break off failure"

    fadda
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    Not "more of a man", just "in a french public convenience"…

    Mister-P
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    It depends if I am standing with trousers still up or down.

    couldgetacarforthat
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    My daughter does her turds standing up. Better visibility to escape predation.

    Likes a bit of peace and quiet though. Trots off and comes back all nice and smelly with red cheeks. I think however that this works better with the looser stool.

    If I'm honest a low footstool (pardon the obvious pun) in front of the porcelain bowl enables the user to raise their legs and therefore take advantage of better muscle 'purchase' on the intestinal log.

    mt
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    Marvelous made howl with laughter.

    CaptainFlashheart
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    couldgetacarforthat – Member
    My daughter does her turds standing up. Better visibility to escape predation.

    Where the blinking flip do you live? Sounds a rough neighbourhood!

    Anyway, how long before someone takes this to the obvious next level and asks the ladies of STW…..

    davidrussell
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    wear nappies, save the effort 🙂

    woody2000
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    Maybe couldgetacarforthat is a really clever chimp that's learnt to post on internet forums. Perhaps the daughter he refers to is a slightly less clever chimp who can't post on internet forums and still has to poo standing up to avoid Tigers sneaking up on her.

    Or something

    myfatherwasawolf
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    couldgetacarforthat – Member
    My daughter does her turds standing up. Better visibility to escape predation.

    Likes a bit of peace and quiet though. Trots off and comes back all nice and smelly with red cheeks. I think however that this works better with the looser stool.

    I think I know her – did she study in Leeds? 😆

    MrWoppit
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    Depends on who's got their mouth open at the time… 😯

    votchy
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    Whilst on this subject it must be someone standing with the seat up at work that can hit the porcelain above the flush line otherwise they must sh1t horizontally 😯

    davidrussell
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    ^^ thats the blunderbuss effect of a "suicide bomber" fart forcing its way through the crowd and detonating at the worst possible moment.

    psychle
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    ah, sh1t humour, is there anything more guaranteed to have one laughing out loud? 😆

    couldgetacarforthat
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    The average number of sheets used per visit is 8.6!

    'Kinel

    beamers
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    I knew someone who used to stand on the toilet bowl as he didn't want to sit down on what he felt was a dirty toilet seat.

    Before we worked out that he was doing it we thought that there was a phantom Sh1ter at large due to the amount of debris landing on the rim.

    Once outed he sat down like the rest of us.

    He was from Bahrain.

    mos
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    Don't know about standing up, but when the cubicle is wide enough, i'm quite partial to removing one leg from the trouser. This allows a more 'open' open stance, free from the width limitations of the waistband of whatever keks i'm wearing at the time. Thus offering an even less restrictive passage to the little friend that im about to meet.

    Ti29er
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    I still prefer the "French squat hole in the floor" approach.
    Mind you, it's more difficult to read the paper.

    Stoner
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    for the enhanced effect of cable laying in nature one should squat low as possible and shuffle forwards like a true cable-laying machine to avoid premature pinch-off. The goal is something akin to a cutting room failure at the Bassett's factory.

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